Nearly everyone has an opinion about their fav family pet preference.

Step into the ring on this classic social fight as we unleash the personality traits, personal people quirks and barely domesticated dad jokes of both types of fur fans. So what does our choice of four-legged friends really say about us and what do people really think…of us?

Well, what are you doing? Actually we do lots of stuff naked, but we're not too comfortable with the times you're thinking of right now. Keep your shirt on, I'm going to expose it all. The to-do list of what we are really doing in our best birthday suit.

Are you "average?" 2 out of 3 think they're "above" average. Let's find out. A chat about life in America; covering habits, shopping, eating, sleeping and a few other quirks (like podcast listening) to see where you may fit into the average normal people profile puzzle with an above-average word count of the word "average". (said 37 times, go ahead and count them)

If you wonder, science says yes. Well that's good because 96% of us do, and many every day.

Enjoy a few minutes of me talking to myself talking to you about who does it the most, the few who don't have that internal convo at all and how it does really helps you…even if you think me telling myself a few dad jokes is not.

A third of us wear one every day, another third wear something else…and the last third of us don't like to wear anything…on their wrist! Watch out, that’s changing too. One thing not changing…the dad jokes…still a waste of time.

Over half of us think we really are. But there are people who think YOU being positive is a big negative.

Enjoy an advice and trivia filled rant about why we are, why some people are not and how you can get positivity in your life. As for the dad jokes? I'm positive you'll find them a negative.

A little sole searching about how we feel about feet. Feet are gross. Or are they? I'll put my best foot forward with trivia and trends about why you don’t like feet or why you have a fetish. Even better news…I really stepped up this episode with toe tingling dad jokes.

LeBron James is coming to Philly for basketball, but NYC will be home. A few commentators asked why would you want to live in Philly? I ask why do you want to live where you live? Where are the places we like, and the places we don't? We're calling out cities on the good and bad list with dad jokes that will hit home.