The NFL season ends the only way it should: with The NFL Smalls Awards — the most unhinged, honest, and important awards in football.
On this episode of The Stephie Smalls Show, Smalls is joined by Colby Marchio to hand out hardware you won’t see anywhere else, breaking down the 2025 NFL season through chaos, betting pain, and elite hater analysis.
Awards include Highlight Merchant, Fantasy Football Terrorist, No Bet List, Papa Bear (Vet That Kicked Ass), Dad of the Year (Favorite Player to Watch), He’s Just a Baby, Most “Next Year Is Our Year” Fanbase, and the always-controversial Identity Crisis Award.
Players and teams under the microscope include Matt Collins, Jameson Williams, Justin Jefferson, JJ McCarthy, C.J. Stroud, Dalton Kincaid, Philip Rivers, Davante Adams, Jacoby Brissett, James Cook, Cam Ward, and Burton Luther. Smalls makes the case for James Cook as her MVP and favorite player to watch, while Colby backs Cam Ward as a future leader despite a brutal situation in Tennessee.
They also dig into the Patriots, Bills, Ravens, Bengals, Vikings, and Giants, questioning coaching decisions, quarterback narratives, and whether teams like Buffalo and Baltimore are officially out of excuses. Names like Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, Zach Taylor, and Sean McDermott all come up in a fiery end-of-season reckoning.
It’s loud, funny, aggressive, and somehow still sharp. These are the only NFL awards that matter.
0:00 – NFL Smalls Awards Intro
0:50 – Colby Marchio Joins
3:22 – Super Bowl Fallout
4:15 – MLB Futures Talk
5:03 – Highlight Merchant Award
6:33 – Fantasy Football Terrorist
8:05 – No Bet List
10:31 – Next Year Fanbase
12:29 – Coaching Overreactions
14:08 – Vikings Fanbase Mention
16:24 – Papa Bear Award
17:28 – Dad of Year
19:10 – He’s Just a Baby
21:34 – Identity Crisis Award
23:14 – Ravens Bills Debate
25:17 – Colby Where To Find
26:28 – MLB Prop Bet
27:02 – Episode Reflection
27:41 – Intuit Super Bowl Recap
29:32 – House of Prime Rib
30:23 – Ryan McKee Compliment
31:03 – San Francisco Observations
32:11 – Season Wrap Outro
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