The NFL season ends the only way it should: with The NFL Smalls Awards — the most unhinged, honest, and important awards in football.

On this episode of The Stephie Smalls Show, Smalls is joined by Colby Marchio to hand out hardware you won’t see anywhere else, breaking down the 2025 NFL season through chaos, betting pain, and elite hater analysis.

Awards include Highlight Merchant, Fantasy Football Terrorist, No Bet List, Papa Bear (Vet That Kicked Ass), Dad of the Year (Favorite Player to Watch), He’s Just a Baby, Most “Next Year Is Our Year” Fanbase, and the always-controversial Identity Crisis Award.

Players and teams under the microscope include Matt Collins, Jameson Williams, Justin Jefferson, JJ McCarthy, C.J. Stroud, Dalton Kincaid, Philip Rivers, Davante Adams, Jacoby Brissett, James Cook, Cam Ward, and Burton Luther. Smalls makes the case for James Cook as her MVP and favorite player to watch, while Colby backs Cam Ward as a future leader despite a brutal situation in Tennessee.

They also dig into the Patriots, Bills, Ravens, Bengals, Vikings, and Giants, questioning coaching decisions, quarterback narratives, and whether teams like Buffalo and Baltimore are officially out of excuses. Names like Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, Joe Burrow, Zach Taylor, and Sean McDermott all come up in a fiery end-of-season reckoning.

It’s loud, funny, aggressive, and somehow still sharp. These are the only NFL awards that matter.

0:00 – NFL Smalls Awards Intro
0:50 – Colby Marchio Joins
3:22 – Super Bowl Fallout
4:15 – MLB Futures Talk
5:03 – Highlight Merchant Award
6:33 – Fantasy Football Terrorist
8:05 – No Bet List
10:31 – Next Year Fanbase
12:29 – Coaching Overreactions
14:08 – Vikings Fanbase Mention
16:24 – Papa Bear Award
17:28 – Dad of Year
19:10 – He’s Just a Baby
21:34 – Identity Crisis Award
23:14 – Ravens Bills Debate
25:17 – Colby Where To Find
26:28 – MLB Prop Bet
27:02 – Episode Reflection
27:41 – Intuit Super Bowl Recap
29:32 – House of Prime Rib
30:23 – Ryan McKee Compliment
31:03 – San Francisco Observations
32:11 – Season Wrap Outro

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Super Bowl LX is in the books, and The Stephie Smalls Show is handing out the only awards that matter: Dads & Duds. Stephie is joined by returning guest Green Means Go! (and loud-and-proud Seahawks superfan) to recap a very “defense-and-running-game” kind of night as the Seattle Seahawks beat the New England Patriots.

On the Dads side, they give flowers to head coach Mike McDonald for quietly building a monster defense, and to Sam Darnold for capping his redemption season with a Super Bowl win (plus the scheme love for Clint Kubiak). They dig into why Seattle’s defense never got enough mainstream hype—shouting out names like Devon Witherspoon and Uchenna Nwosu—and why the game flow screamed “Kenneth Walker” even before the final whistle. And yes: the kicking game gets its moment, with Jason Myers’ massive season (including the playoffs) putting him firmly in Dad territory.

Then it’s time for the Duds (therapeutic hating, responsibly). The Patriots’ offense and Drake Maye’s rough postseason get discussed, along with a brutal night for rookie lineman Will Campbell. They also hit prop-bet heartbreak featuring names like Rasheed Shaheed, Austin Hooper, Pop Douglas, and Kayshon Boutte, plus a little side-eye for Puka Nacua’s online antics.

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0:00 – Show intro
1:20 – First reaction: boring game?
3:10 – Seahawks control game flow
5:05 – Patriots offensive issues
7:30 – Drake Maye postseason struggles
9:45 – Seahawks defense praise
12:10 – Mike McDonald coaching credit
14:40 – Devon Witherspoon impact
17:05 – Nick Nwosu shoutout
19:30 – Kenneth Walker game script
22:15 – Sam Darnold redemption arc
25:40 – Clint Kubiak scheme love
28:50 – Jason Myers kicking props
31:20 – Patriots offensive line problems
34:10 – Will Campbell rough night
37:00 – Prop bets gone wrong
40:05 – Rasheed Shaheed discussion
42:45 – Puka Nacua online antics
45:30 – Dads vs Duds recap
48:10 – Final thoughts & wrap

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It’s Super Bowl LX week and Stephie Smalls welcomes Ryan Kramer from Sports Gambling Podcast and SGPN for a full breakdown of the best prop bets, novelty markets, and late-week market movement for the Seattle Seahawks vs New England Patriots.

Ryan Kramer brings pure chaos and data to the prop board, starting with one of the wildest Super Bowl novelty bets on the market: total yards in the Super Bowl vs total ICE arrests on Super Bowl Sunday. Kramer explains why he’s backing total yards at -150 based on historical arrest data and weekend trends. They also dive into anthem-related markets, including Brandi Carlile’s “America the Beautiful” UNDER 100.5 seconds, citing her previous Seahawks anthem performances that came in under that mark.

On the player prop side, Kramer breaks down Kenneth Walker receiving yards OVER 22.5, Jelani receiving yards OVER 9.5, and Jelani rushing + receiving yards OVER 23.5. Longshot angles include Kenneth Walker most receiving yards at 30/1, Jelani race to 20 yards at 28/1, and multiple first catch and first touchdown darts. Cooper Kupp props are a major focus, including OVER 3.5 receptions, OVER 31.5 receiving yards, and anytime touchdown at +216. Rashid Shaheed 100+ receiving yards at 27/1 and Stefon Diggs longest reception angles are also discussed.

The Underdog slip includes Walker higher than 12.5 longest reception, Shaheed higher than 14.5 longest reception, and Diggs higher than 16.5 longest reception. Kramer’s best bet is Seahawks -14.5 at +320, with a defensive longshot on Byron Murphy most sacks at 17/1. They also hit broadcast props, halftime show betting strategy, and how to approach late Super Bowl markets.

0:00 - Intro
0:27 - Giants chatter
0:55 - Nagy hiring
2:27 - Novelty props
2:47 - ICE arrests vs yards
5:37 - America Beautiful under
8:03 - “Too many bets”
10:53 - Halftime song market
11:57 - Favorite props setup
12:17 - Walker/Jelani overs
13:09 - Race to 20
13:17 - First catch bets
13:37 - Most rec yards
14:00 - Jelani combo yards
14:20 - Cooper Kupp props
15:08 - Kupp anytime TD
16:14 - Shaheed 100+ talk
17:08 - Stefon Diggs angle
19:15 - First TD darts
20:43 - Seahawks -14.5 best
21:31 - Byron Murphy sacks

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