This week, the girls brave the moors for “Wuthering Heights,” Emerald Fennell’s new adaptation of the gothic classic. Along the way, they pitch a totally reasonable plan involving a cabal of female robots rising up to eliminate the billionaires, unpack how Heated Rivalry has somehow infiltrated the literal Olympics, and crown this week’s villain: the United States Department of Justice. They wrap it all up with a new segment called The Therapist’s Couch.

This week, the girls dive headfirst into Bridgerton season four, unpacking the yearning, the drama, and everything the ton has to offer. They celebrate Nancy Meyers returning with a new rom-com, lose their minds over the meteoric rise of Heated Rivalry—including Connor Storrie landing a guest spot on Saturday Night Live in March—and take a joyful detour to Missouri, where a farmer is lovingly and scientifically educating the masses about birds being queer. They wrap things up with a Regency-era game of MASH!

This week, the girls are joined by their dear friend Nathan for a deep dive into everyone’s newest (and hottest) obsession: Heated Rivalry. They talk about getting back to work after the holiday break (derogatory), the surprising pipeline from Christian rock to pop stardom (looking at you, Katy), and the tragic phenomenon of early-aughts icons sliding into full-blown mom drama (hate to see it). They wrap things up with a game of MASH and build Nathan the ultimate sports-romance happily-ever-after!

This week, the girls unwrap a Christmas Spectacular packed with festive chaos and peak December vibes. They dive into two Christmas romances: A Merry Little Ex-Mas, starring Alicia Silverstone (Cher Horowitz, all grown up) and Oliver Hudson (Goldie’s stud-muffin son), before moving on to The Merry Gentlemen with Chad Michael Murray and Britt Robertson—because apparently Christmas movies are required to include at least one millennial crush. They wrap it all up with a holiday edition of the millennial classic MASH to determine their ultimate Christmas movie fates!

This week, the girls dive into Brimstone by Callie Hart. Along the way, Gillian gives an update on her ongoing court case (still somehow not in jail), they unpack the unexpected cultural relevance of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, and share thoughts on the new Diddy documentary. They wrap things up with a game, as always, because structure is fake but bits are forever.

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into Empire of Storms, the fifth book in Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. Along the way, Deidre gives an update on her ongoing adventures in homeownership, Gillian breaks down her lawsuit saga (she's going pro se, folks), and the girls tackle the unsettling rise of “Mar-a-Lago face.” They wrap things up with a Cosmo-style quiz: Who’s Your Cadre Boyfriend?

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into Queen of Shadows, the fourth book in Sarah J. Maas’ Throne of Glass series. Along the way, they celebrate Deidre’s condo closing, honor Jonathan Bailey’s ascension to Sexiest Man Alive, chart book-boyfriend Zohran Mamdani’s meteoric rise, and ask the hard-hitting question: why is it embarrassing to have a boyfriend? (Seriously, are the girls okay?)

This week, Deidre and Gillian dive into The Assassin’s Blade, the prequel novella collection of Sarah J. Maas’s Throne of Glass series. While the girls wrestle with their new mics (one of them is clearly losing the battle) they also tackle far more pressing topics—like the cultural legacies of Diane Keaton and D’Angelo. Along the way, they reminisce about the pixelated glory of early-2000s digital cameras before Deidre drops the ultimate life advice: log off and touch grass. The episode wraps up with a highly scientific round of MASH.