This week, the girls brave the moors for “Wuthering Heights,” Emerald Fennell’s new adaptation of the gothic classic. Along the way, they pitch a totally reasonable plan involving a cabal of female robots rising up to eliminate the billionaires, unpack how Heated Rivalry has somehow infiltrated the literal Olympics, and crown this week’s villain: the United States Department of Justice. They wrap it all up with a new segment called The Therapist’s Couch.

This week, the girls dive headfirst into Bridgerton season four, unpacking the yearning, the drama, and everything the ton has to offer. They celebrate Nancy Meyers returning with a new rom-com, lose their minds over the meteoric rise of Heated Rivalry—including Connor Storrie landing a guest spot on Saturday Night Live in March—and take a joyful detour to Missouri, where a farmer is lovingly and scientifically educating the masses about birds being queer. They wrap things up with a Regency-era game of MASH!

This week, the girls are joined by their dear friend Nathan for a deep dive into everyone’s newest (and hottest) obsession: Heated Rivalry. They talk about getting back to work after the holiday break (derogatory), the surprising pipeline from Christian rock to pop stardom (looking at you, Katy), and the tragic phenomenon of early-aughts icons sliding into full-blown mom drama (hate to see it). They wrap things up with a game of MASH and build Nathan the ultimate sports-romance happily-ever-after!