Did Sam plan a date with plants in the audience?

In this soul-searching, parent-dodging episode of Sorry Amma, I Married a Kiwi, we’re diving into a chapter of the Samasha saga filled with accidental milestones and intentional avoidance.

Ema shows up to Sam’s book launch looking like the supportive dream—but secretly plotting a daring escape from a too-soon encounter with Sam’s parents (spoiler: the universe has other plans). Meanwhile, Sam, in full “impress the girl” mode, drags himself to a meditation retreat where he tries to find inner peace but mostly just ends up fighting intrusive thoughts about Ema and whether his yoga pants are too tight.

Is it romantic? Is it ridiculous? Is it both? Obviously.

It’s Sorry Amma, I Married a Kiwi—and things are getting spiritually complicated.

In this sizzling episode of Sorry Amma, I Married a Kiwi, we rewind to a time of high stakes and higher nerves: Sam and Emasha’s first and second dates.

Will it work out, or be over before it began? Spoilers.

There’s drama, there’s charm, there’s one of the more awkward lines in dating history to try and secure a first kiss.

So grab your EGB, your L&P, or whatever national beverage gets you emotionally prepared, because this episode is a glorious mess of dating, cross-cultural confusion, and one very, very bold question.

It's "Sorry Amma, I Married a Kiwi"— but it’s getting spicy.

Welcome back to our podcast, SORRY AMMA! I MARRIED A KIWI. In today's episode we chat about how we came about the podcast and how our journey began towards embracing differences and raising banners, Game of Throne style!

Welcome to our first episode of SORRY AMMA! I MARRIED A KIWI where we introduce ourselves and our origin stories and what this podcast is gonna look like! It will change your life! But seriously, thank you for listening. We hope you enjoy it and join us on this journey! Love you, Emasha and Sam xoxo