Welcome to Episode 61 of The Variety Show, where chaos reigns, chocolate is judged, and advertising takes a very strange turn.

🕹️ Intro

Tom’s got a full-sized Golden Tee arcade machine in his office — because obviously. Meanwhile, The Range is already pushing Christmas and we are NOT OK with it.

💬 SMS Interruption

A sudden message sparks debate: how did people actually hold the Infinity Stones? No answers, just more questions.

🌞 Rob’s Trip to Florida

Theme parks, heatwaves, and fast food-induced delirium. Rob walks us through the highs and lows of his Floridian adventure.

🍫 Taste Test

Brace yourselves for:

– White Maltesers

– Salted Caramel Twix

– White Dipped Twirl

– Dairy Milk Iced Latte

One of them is basically a mouthful of lies.

📺 Advertising Woes

We tackle the most baffling adverts known to man:

– Lynx and its “sniffable body parts”

– Flora’s wrestling story arc

– Quaker Oats’ and Uncle Gruber

…plus a few more campaigns that need to be heard to be believed.

👋 Outro

Thanks for joining us for another walk through weirdness. As always, rate, follow, and tell your mates — unless you’re Uncle Gruber.

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Music

Intro created by the amazing Ryan at Geeky Brummie

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