This week, we chat the new reality TV show Monty's watching, but a little confused by, and Mel's gone down a rabbit hole of Turkish facelifts. We also chat about the cost of Snoop Dogg + Jess Mauboy's collab, the awkwardness of asking for money back, and the movie sequel that's about 35 years too late. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with a very permanent mother/child bonding activity for Mel and her daughter, Mel shares her embarrassing tattoo regret, and Monty's annoyed about having to plan an end of kids' footy season task for the 700th year running. We also chat about the joys of beading, and why we're giving 'attention span maxxing' a crack. Enjoy!

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*This episode discusses suicide, filicide, and psychosis.

This week, we talk about the horrifically complicated trial of Lindsay Clancy, and the uncomfortable reality of how declining mental health doesn't always present the way we expect.

We also talk about our new friend Kate Beckinsale, Monty tells us about her son's unconventional school camp, we reminisce about our own school camp days, and whether teachers really are getting up to mischief when the lights go out like we thought. There's also Chopper, prison, and we ponder the very realistic and important question of who would play us in a movie? Enjoy!

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We sat down and had a chat with a real-life Doctor of Skinnnn (also known as a dermatologist). Her name is Dr Eshini Perera, and she is delightful and full to the brim with skincare knowledge.

We asked her all about what to do with our peri skin, and she broke down a super simple, stupid skincare routine for all of us.

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WARNING: Most of our episodes aren't really appropriate for young ears, but a heads-up that this one is DEFINITELY not.

This week, Monty tells us about the upcoming holiday that will leave 3/4 of her family disappointed, her plans to take the Byron Bay wedding industry by storm, and Mel floats two of her self-declared 'amazing ideas' involving cake, and porn. But not together.

We hear some classic Dolly Doctor questions from back in the day, and one of them takes us straight to the gates of blowjob city, where dentists, major illness, and a classic porno with perhaps the greatest storyline ever, all feature. Enjoy! 😂

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This week, we kick off with the recent speculation around Ariana Grande's health, and the discomfort of whether we should be talking about it at all. Monty tells us about the rapper who claims to get exactly ZERO hours sleep at night, and Mel shares a clip that pissed her off and Insta, and we dissect our thoughts about it and ask - can men and women ever really be just friends? Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with the clothing item several high profile men have been getting out and about in, why we love Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz, and the weirdly deceptive world of AI.

Mel's daughter recently turned 18, and the control freak in her is struggling with a particular element of the upcoming party planning. There's also drinking culture, rigid thinking, and Monty shares another tear jerker poem about motherhood and letting go. Enjoy!

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This week, we kick off with our highlight of the week courtesy of our close personal friend Amy Schumer. We talk about the fashion and beauty trends we’re not into, droopy eyelids, flirting with botox, and low-bar efforts in personal appearance. Aunty Kez drops in for a chat about the soccer star who is taking over our Instagram feeds, and tells us exactly why he’s a walking green flag of a man. Enjoy!

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