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  • My Moon Shot
    2026/09/15

    We had asked new uniforms. The school board waited one year too long. Comedic tragedy resulted.



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    15 分
  • Saint Gunsmoke
    2026/09/01

    The ranch owner said he was too young to be a show steer. The bond I had with him was evident from the start and grew progressively stronger. What happened will amaze you.



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    18 分
  • I Saw Santa
    2026/08/18
    What it was like for me to actually see Santa arriving in his sleigh full of presents on Christmas Eve.0I Saw SantaIssue No. 020Welcome to Issue No. 020 of Short Stories by J Mel, entitled I Saw Santa.What I am about to tell you is true. You will not believe it. But it is true. I remember it vividly. You may be tempted to say it can’t be true because I was too young to remember it. While it is true I can’t tell you for sure when it happened, I still remember it. Besides, this is my story, damn it, and I say it is true. You don’t have to believe it. But I do!But I can still see it vividly in my mind all these years later. This may be one of the first memories I have, except for the black widow spider my big brother showed me in the barn when we lived at the farm at Valley View just outside of Paducah. I think that was the first place we lived after I was born. And I have pictures of me in diapers at our second house in Paducah when I looked like I was maybe one and one-half years old. I was a handsome dude with a dirty diaper. And that was before we moved into the house furnished to schoolteachers at Patton Springs School at Afton. And that was before we moved onto my grandpa’s farm/ranch known as the old Chambers Ranch in about 1953. I would have been about 4 years old then. So, I’m pretty sure it was before that.I remember that I wanted some pajamas for Christmas with spaceships on them that were like overalls except they had the feet built in and they buttoned up in front. It was dark outside, and I was anxious for Santa Claus to come. We had a window next to the front door that had lots of small windows panes, and I could stand on my tiptoes and look outside where it was dark and see the stars in the sky. Our house was the first house across from the school with the football field in between. Other houses for teachers and school workers were in a row down our street that connected to the paved road that took you to downtown Afton where there was a general store, cotton gin, post office, fuel supply place, blacksmith shop, and some other houses. Of course, I probably did not know all of that at the time.Anyway, I remember we had a Christmas tree and a few presents under it. Now, I don’t remember if my little sister was around or not. She is two years younger than me. She could have been. I just don’t remember. I am pretty sure my older brother was there because I remember that he wanted a baseball glove, and he tried to get me to ask Santa for a baseball. I didn’t want a baseball. I wanted a toy truck and pajamas and some chocolate candy and a whole long list of other stuff that I do not remember. I just remember I had a lot riding on this particular Christmas.Also, the week before that we went to school with mother and saw Santa. I remember it concerned me because he looked tired, and his beard was stained with what looked like tobacco. And he had bad breath. Daddy said he might not be the real Santa because Santa had lots of helpers. I remember daddy saying something about it being a real dry year and most of the farmers had not made a cotton crop and needed money to buy presents for their children. He said they might have been paid money to be Santa’s helpers. I didn’t understand what that was about. I still trusted that he would tell the real Santa what I wanted for Christmas.I was a little concerned about the “being good thing.” I didn’t think I had been “bad.” But there were times when I got into trouble, cried too much, or didn’t do what I was told to do. But overall, I hoped I would qualify for the list of things I had submitted.I was getting tired, and mamma had started turning the lights out and called us to bed. I walked to the front door and looked out the window one last time in hopes of seeing Santa flying in on his sleigh. My eyes were getting heavy, and I yawned and left a cloud on the windowpane with my breath and then I heard the faint sound of bells in the distance. I stood on my tiptoes and put my nose against the windowpane and strained to see in all directions. Suddenly, in the distance I saw a flash of light and a bright red and gold streak appear in the sky. It circled high above me several times and then cascaded downward in a spiraling fashion until I could see a beautiful reindeer with a shiny red nose leading eight other reindeer pulling a bright red sleigh trimmed in gold loaded with a huge brown bag that hung over its sides. Driving the sleigh was a jolly fat man with a soft white beard and a red pointed cap trimmed in white puffs with a wand in one had that sparkled as he waved it in the air and the reins in the other. He swooped low enough that I could see the big smile on his face and feel the warmth of his voice as he shouted, “Ho Ho Ho” and flew back into the night’s darkness and out of sight.At that exact moment, mother picked me up like a feather and put me on her hip as I tried to explain that I had just seen Santa Claus and ...
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    8 分
  • The Killer Kid Gang
    2026/08/04
    This story takes you into the vivid imagination of two young country boys forming an outlaw gang, pulling off a bank robbery, and evading discovery by a passing car. Huh?The Killer Kid GangIssue 019Welcome to Issue No. 018 of Short Stories by J Mel, entitled, The Killer Kid GangWhen Joe and I were growing up in ranch country on the Rolling Plains of West Texas, we read and watched stories about notorious outlaws on the western frontier. Tales abounded of hard-riding infamous criminals who robbed banks, trains, and stagecoaches with guns blazing and made daring escapes into the rugged badlands of Indian Territory. Their glamorized escapades always involved fast horses and secret hide-outs. Larger than life, especially in death, these unscrupulous cowboys portrayed a lifestyle of unlimited excitement and unbridled passion lived in excess, though short in duration. As kids with real horses, large expanses of native rangeland, gullies, and vivid imaginations, we became those infamous outlaws. This is the story of one of our many adventures about how two infamous outlaws met and formed a little-known gang known as The Killer Kid Gang.Ring. Ring. Ring. “Hello.” Joe said in his slow Texas drawl.For some reason, as he spoke, my seven-year-old brain made an association between Joe, a young boy of my age, and a baby Horned Toad. The baby Horned Toad is an exact miniature replica of an adult who hasn’t changed much in the last hundred years. By comparison, Joe was a miniature tall lanky cowboy from the 1880 era. And cowpokes like them still existed to a large measure when we were kids. They worked on the large cattle ranches common to our area back in the day. They still existed when we were kids on huge spreads of land like the 6666 Ranch, Pitchfork Ranch, and the Matador Land & Cattle Company.Joe was the spitting image of his father and older brother and effortlessly brandished their Texas drawl. He always, and I mean always, wore a Stetson hat, cowboy boots, long-sleeved western-cut shirt, Levi’s, and a leather belt. He unabashedly displayed more admiration and fondness towards horses and hunting dogs than most people. In proof of that fact, after reaching adulthood, and this is a “true fact,” as some West Texas folks would say, his wife gave him a choice between her and his equine and canine friends. She was not his choice.Anyway, I shook the thought off, and asked, “You want to spend the day ridin?”Without hesitation, Joe replied, “Sure. I’ll meet you at the northeast corner of our place. O.K.?” I whispered, “Bring plenty of ammo.”I hurried into the kitchen and began packing a lunch for the trail. Mom watched silently and then inquired, “You runnin’ away?”I replied matter-of-factly. “Me and Joe are gonna be ridin’ the pastures today n I thought we might need some grub.”She snapped back with a subtle smile and a shake of her head, “Joe and I, (emphasizing the “I”) are going to be riding…” How many states or territories do you expect to explore on your ‘ride?’ and don’t you think you should get permission first?”I responded with my head in the refrigerator, “Don’t we have any of those apricot preserves you made last year?”“Yes. They are in the basement” she retorted and then emphasized “That does not answer my question, young man!”Sensing the ominous tone of her voice, I looked up at her and replied, “We plan to meet at the corner of Joe’s place and spend the day in that general area in the pastures and creeks, if that’s O.K. Joe’ll ride Blonde and I’ll be on Judy.” Judy was our part-Shetland pony.Mom replied, “Stay clear of the East Afton highway unless you go up to Joe’s house and don’t pester any rattlers or bother anyone’s cattle.”That was clearance for the day’s activity in my mind. As I rushed from the kitchen to the toy playroom where the basement door was, I said “We won’t rustle any cattle or rope any cars, Mom.”I wasn’t worried about parental clearance since Joe and I had in the past explored an area that stretched all the way from our land to the South Pease River in the past and frequently rode our horses on each other’s pastures. This was no big deal to our parents.The basement was not my favorite place. It’s entrance was a floor door that had a handle on one of its long sides used to pull it up on its hinges exposing a dark, foreboding staircase that descended into an earthen hole under our house. The light switch was inconveniently located inside the basement on a 2 x 4 board attached vertically to the second or third step down into the basement. Entrance to that depth was creepy because it was dark and the light from above exposed spider webs and the ambient air was very cool which made it feel like you were entering into another dimension.I carefully descended the to third step where I could see the dark outline of wooden shelves on the left side of the staircase. Finding the light switch,...
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    20 分
  • Pewy Power
    2026/07/21

    This is a true story that demonstrates the close relationship between farm life and nature while revealing the unique characteristics of a common nocturnal mammal in the Mephitidae family known for their stinky defensive mechanism.



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    18 分
  • Blame the Daddy Genes
    2026/07/07

    A short story based on actual events that teaches a farm-raised father important lessons about what to teach his urbanized child about operating a motor vehicle.



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    14 分
  • Don't Wear Spurs
    2026/06/23

    The calf-roping event at Roaring Springs Rodeo Arena represented very talented ropers with top-notch horses and years of experience rivaling the professionals. It’s not supposed to be a rodeo.



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    14 分
  • Useless Information
    2026/06/09

    Episode 15 is a true story about my first piano recital circa 1958 at Matador, Texas.



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    13 分