On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure narrative.

Back on The Valley, the gang (minus Jax) is in Hawaii. Jesse awkwardly confronts a troublingly wide-eyed Aaron about the start of his relationship with Michelle, and Nia’s spray tan bed sheet horror is revealed. Luke is crashing out/in a place of snorting wasabi the evening before proposing. Finally, fishing rods in tow, Zack, Nia, and Danny help Luke pull off the sunset surprise of a lifetime for the people’s princess: Kristen Doute.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have a guest host in the stu...Heather Jewett!!!

00:05:02 Doute is a cover model!

00:14:13 Khloe Kardashian is revealing her face procedures...

00:23:01 Diddy found not guilty on SOME counts...

00:29:18 The Valley Recap!

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Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy.

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, where Luke continues prep for his surprise proposal to Doute. Under insurrection by life coach Scott, Jesse hosts another Men’s Rights Summit in his backyard, where the boys (minus Zack) talk feelings, latent alcoholism, and more. The ladies’ Mexican dinner is sidelined by Janet’s war with Doute and Nia; Jasmine and Melissa force everyone to do the unspeakable: participate in a field day competition. Jax, busted for his post-fake rehab deviant ways, gets stood up by Brittany at lunch. Then the sans-Jax group heads to Maui, where Luke gets pre-proposal nerves, Janet and Nia try to mend their schism, and Jesse prepares to confront Aaron.

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With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and what schemes they would run as con artists.

Back on The Valley, Jax is released from fake rehab, 30 days clean and ready for revenge. He assembles the boys at a steakhouse to guilt them for supporting Brittany and deflects onto Danny, who’s once more embroiled in booze-related drama with Jason and Janet. Nia and Danny help Luke plan his Hawaii proposal to Doute with a dose of God’s love, Michelle calls Jesse out for not letting their daughter see her dying grandmother, and Brittany reveals the humiliating secret of Jax’s secret burner account on Instagram. Jax crashes Benji’s surprise party and is comforting Ed by Zack about being a text terrorist, then gets served (finally!) divorce papers by Shawts Cartwright. All is right in the world once more…

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Lara and Carey are back over the hill in the gorgeous and legendary San Fernando Valley. But first, they discuss Zoe Saldaña announcing the obvious about her Oscar statuette and the dystopian horror of the Boston Dynamic robot dog can-can on the most recent America’s Got Talent.

Back on The Valley, D-Day approaches: Jax will soon be released from “The Facility,” and Brittany is battening down the hatches. She reveals the “cardiac event” that landed Jax in hospital care was as fake as the rehab he’s pretending to be in. Janet, Jasmine, and Jason bury the beef over margaritas, as Doute’s role in their schism is uncovered. Scheana’s friend Jenna (of old VPR lore) tells Jesse about her past with Michelle’s boyfriend, and Michelle struggles with being in dire need of attention. Completing his coup d’e’tat to oust Jared Lips as Brittany’s best gay, Zack throws her a shawts fest at Jax’s Tavern on the eve of Jax’s return, but Danny’s inner glug-glug demon comes out to play once more. Not even Nia’s tried and true al anon extraction ritual may be able to save the day this time…

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Lara and Carey discuss their favorite movie of the year (with spoilers) BRING HER BACK, Sally Hawkins’s unparalleled talent, using demonic bridges to bring their dogs back, Lara’s dreams of a tiny purse closet for Tony, and the terrifying concept of Labubu.

Back on The Valley, Scheana’s famous enchiladas make another stellar cameo, and Janet conjures kitchen island witchcraft once more to control to turn people against Doute, Jasmine and Zack. Zack is in the doghouse after threatening Jared Lips; he also laments his splintered friendship with Brittany. Jasmine, Jason, and Janet face-off on the beach and Danny and Nia get lymphatic drainage for their Christian asses. Brittany makes a chilling discovery about the extent of Jax’s surveillance.

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Carey and Lara discuss the concept of “playoffs,” the Chrisleys weaseling their way into a full Trump pardon, the depths of depravity one would be willing to go for presidential perks, the Tylenol death complex, Lindsay Lohan’s lemon juice propaganda, and a new Bravo star embroiled in a crypto bro’s torture and extortion plot.

Back on The Valley, Zack returns from a road trip with his George Glass boyfriend, Danny and Jason square off over glug-glugging in the pantry, Jasmine and Melissa break down homophobia and the male gaze to Danny in a brewery, Doute blabs a rumor about Jason & Jahnet, Jax records a new Blair Witch video diary, Scheana, Lala, and Tilapio Schwartz take a break from the retirement home, Doute drops a mortgage bombshell, and a new revelation about Jahnet drives Larz and Carz to question everything they knew to be true.

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Lara and Carey discuss how the week has gone from rindom to iconic in a few short days, including Bieber’s Instagram terrorism, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s long-awaited engagement, Jordon getting booted from a family Christmas party on Nantucket, Lara’s advice to young hot stepmoms, and Rosie O’Donnell’s fated resurgence.

Back in The Valley, the Santa Barbara Horror comes to an end, and the crew reels from Brittany’s fight with Nia and Danny’s secret tequila glugging in the pantry. Scheana makes her cosmic return, Jesse plays victim once more, and Doute and Luke tour their harrowing new house. Then, Brit invites the girls over for shots and Jax-free dinner, where Nia is confronted once more with Danny’s gross pig behavior towards Jasmine and Melissa.

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