On this week’s episode, Lara is joined by podcaster extraordinaire, Heather Jewett! The gals talk about the Holy Trinity of Kristen Doute, Luke Broderick, and Kaia Lily gracing the cover of US Weekly. The cursed Diddy trial verdicts are in, and they’re a reminder of America’s continued hatred of women above all else. And finally, Khloe Kardashian is back on Instagram pushing her face procedure narrative.

Back on The Valley, the gang (minus Jax) is in Hawaii. Jesse awkwardly confronts a troublingly wide-eyed Aaron about the start of his relationship with Michelle, and Nia’s spray tan bed sheet horror is revealed. Luke is crashing out/in a place of snorting wasabi the evening before proposing. Finally, fishing rods in tow, Zack, Nia, and Danny help Luke pull off the sunset surprise of a lifetime for the people’s princess: Kristen Doute.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We have a guest host in the stu...Heather Jewett!!!

00:05:02 Doute is a cover model!

00:14:13 Khloe Kardashian is revealing her face procedures...

00:23:01 Diddy found not guilty on SOME counts...

00:29:18 The Valley Recap!

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Lara and Carey are back together in the stu! They discuss new updates in the Bezos and Sanchez Satanic nuptials, including bone-chilling invitations, PR conspiracy theories, and a steely prenup. They also discuss Kelley Wolf’s unfortunate Instagram spiral and a meager victory in the quest for Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader financial supremacy.

Back on The Valley, the crew prepares to head to Hawaii, where Luke continues prep for his surprise proposal to Doute. Under insurrection by life coach Scott, Jesse hosts another Men’s Rights Summit in his backyard, where the boys (minus Zack) talk feelings, latent alcoholism, and more. The ladies’ Mexican dinner is sidelined by Janet’s war with Doute and Nia; Jasmine and Melissa force everyone to do the unspeakable: participate in a field day competition. Jax, busted for his post-fake rehab deviant ways, gets stood up by Brittany at lunch. Then the sans-Jax group heads to Maui, where Luke gets pre-proposal nerves, Janet and Nia try to mend their schism, and Jesse prepares to confront Aaron.

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With Lara out of office, Carey enlists the help of dear friend and lifelong loler John Arthur Hill to guest co-host. They discuss messy gay representation on 2000s-era reality television, a Wahlberg-connected producer’s harrowing claim about Diddy in a LA Fitness steam room, a man who posed as a flight attendant on 120 flights, a woman who practiced therapy for three decades without a degree, and what schemes they would run as con artists.

Back on The Valley, Jax is released from fake rehab, 30 days clean and ready for revenge. He assembles the boys at a steakhouse to guilt them for supporting Brittany and deflects onto Danny, who’s once more embroiled in booze-related drama with Jason and Janet. Nia and Danny help Luke plan his Hawaii proposal to Doute with a dose of God’s love, Michelle calls Jesse out for not letting their daughter see her dying grandmother, and Brittany reveals the humiliating secret of Jax’s secret burner account on Instagram. Jax crashes Benji’s surprise party and is comforting Ed by Zack about being a text terrorist, then gets served (finally!) divorce papers by Shawts Cartwright. All is right in the world once more…

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