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Ever met someone whose dating behavior makes you wonder if they ever emotionally matured past middle school? Welcome back to Dating Daycare for our Season Two premiere, where we're refreshed, revitalized, and ready to dive back into the wild world of dating disasters!

The return of our popular "Dick of the Week" segment brings two compelling stories that perfectly illustrate why some people never grow up. First, there's Jake, who thought it appropriate to explain his two-month disappearing act by bragging about "all the girls obliging his cock." Then we meet a 73-year-old man divorcing his wife of nearly five decades, who immediately tried hitting on someone 25 years his junior. Both stories highlight our central message: leopards don't change their spots, and you can't fix someone who doesn't see themselves as broken.

This episode explores the uncomfortable truth about large age gaps in dating relationships and what they often reveal about emotional maturity. When someone consistently pursues partners much younger than themselves, it typically signals they're unwilling or unable to connect with age-appropriate partners who would expect matching levels of emotional development and life experience. As we discuss, a healthy 73-year-old should be enjoying retirement and grandchildren – not prowling for dates young enough to be their children.

We're excited about what's coming this season, including TikTok live sessions, guest appearances, and more of your favorite segments. We want to hear your own "Dick of the Week" nominations – email us through our show notes or join our Facebook group. The best stories might even earn you a guest spot on the show! Are you ready to navigate the jungle of jerks with us? Season Two promises to be our best yet!

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