This week, Maureen is in England, where not everything is terrible. There’s tea at four. Birds are singing in the trees. A gentle breeze blows through the air. No one is being fed to alligators. Dan is in the Bad Place still, and wants Maureen to know what has been going on. Everyone is looking for the Epstein files. Trump can dismantle the government, and also, he stole a trophy! Maureen should stay where she is, feeding Marmite sandwiches to ponies.

Have a cup of tea, SaysWhovia. Things, as Maureen points out, are only getting started.

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Hey Sayswhovia! It is hot and it is bad and Maureen and Dan are here to help (???) you through it.

And hey, as bad as things are, at least you're not Dan, whose teeth keep falling out.

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Welcome back to regular Says Who service as Dan’s schedule starts to regulate.

And good things are happening! Maureen is sewing and making froyo. Dan and Son of Dan made a video game controller out of garbage! That’s great!

And there’s a bill! A big, monster of a bill, slouching toward the House. Trump and Elon are fighting again, and we finally made our first concentration camp. USA!

So let’s talk about demons, tiny crocheted babies, and a hot new show that’s going to change everything.

Please take your seats, Says Whovia. Our flight to nowhere is about to take off, but we are on it together.

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