Welcome to Episode 11 of Sascha Martin's Ripping News.

Today we begin our final tale for Season One, and loop back to the end of our very first calamity.

Avid listeners will recall, from Teasers One, Two and Three, that Sascha's Gobbly Goo had gobbled everything inanimate in Landfill, transforming everything to a snotty yellow sea; and the survivors had gathered, naked, on an island of coagulate.

Sascha Martin, unwitting architect of Landfill's destruction, faced an impossible task. His laboratory was gone, and all his tools. Only snot remained. And naked people. And bugs and animals.

It would take a miracle to save Landfill now. But Sascha doesn't deal in miracles. His work is hard science.

Is there no one who can help?

Well, about that ...

Listen on, dear listeners, as Sascha Martin's Great Ungoo pushes the very boundaries of science and surprise.

Note: A guest voice joins our podcast today, and for the rest of Season 1. The face behind the voice is Dana Andersen.

I approached Dana because her accent was just what I wanted for the exotic, mysterious character you'll meet today.

And Dana kindly agreed to help.

Check out her Youtube Channel at https://www.youtube.com/@DanaAndersen

At last, journey's end for Mary-Alice Cooper, Landfill's brave little explorer of stupid places ... or, like, one stupid place, but lots of times.

Wearied by travel, artillery assault and people not hearing her truth, Mary-Alice returns for a long-anticipated reckoning with Those Who Dared to Ignore Her when they shouldn't have, so it was all their fault.

Can the boys withstand her incisive critique of everything that's wrong with them?

Will her elevated morals finally make them address the fundamental and myriad failings of their nature?

Can they even survive, when this force of nature unleashes its fury beneath Old Tip Road?

Retiring victorious but in haste from the field of combat, Mary-Alice plunges into a new world where the vowel-impaired are many, and they've invented washing day.

How respectful they are!

But as usual, disaster lies dead ahead, and it's not going anywhere.

Has Mary-Alice's endless journey finally reached its end?