In matching outfits, Stassi and Taylor break down the chess match that is reality TV fashion. Speaking of fashion, Stassi says no to looking basic at F1 and says to lean into tennis core for the US Open. Plus, Taylor spirals over Baby Beau not hitting a milestone, Stassi offers a comforting (and hilarious) perspective on Capricorn babies, and the two officially bunker shame Billionaires after uncovering the questionable underground doomsday shelters. As it turns out, they'd rather succumb to the apocalypse than spend it inside with a tacky, liver-shaped underground pool.

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Real besties catch up even when they’re across the world living it up in the Austrian countryside. This week, Stassi joins Taylor to unpack the surreal experience of living out a Sound of Music fantasy all while being sabotaged by terrible Wi-Fi and terrifying lakes. Meanwhile in LA, Taylor refuses to return a petty Instagram UNfollow and delivers us all a VERY important masterclass in modern social media etiquette. The duo breaks down the weaponizing of out-of-context clips, the fall fashion forecast (defending fugly flats) and Beau’s dramatic quarantine. Lastly, Stassi's separation anxiety fuels a solo flight she's soon taking to LA to present at the Creative Arts Emmys. As they say.. So long, farewell..

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This week, Stassi is off the grid in a secret European location, and Taylor is recovering from a sleep-deprived bender in Las Vegas.

First up, we are coming hard for the fashion world's latest epidemic: Chanel's "phantom shoes." The duo dive into the marketing genius behind putting starlets in footwear without soles, and the truth about wanting the yacht life. Then, the duo unpacks their obsession with the Lindsay Clancy trial and the internet conspiracy theories that is all over their TikTok algorithm. Finally, a child caviar king and a culinary breakthrough involving handmade chicken nuggets and ranch crème fraîche. Is it completely normal to take your rings off when getting your hands wet or putting on lotion, or is it unhinged to do it all with your jewelry on?

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This week, the girlies are ready for some glow-up transformations. They talk upcoming surgeries and Stassi recounts her hour-long trek to the west side. The conversation gets real with upcoming breast lift and tummy tuck plans, to a deep dive into the modern era of subtle micro-tweaks. Plus, Stassi processes her feeling of regret from skipping her high school reunion while Taylor explains why "ignore the haters" is actually the ultimate backhanded compliment. Before jetting off for an extra-long European vacation, they sort through a very nice DM.

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Stassi and Taylor start off strong by diving deep into some reality TV criticism! First up: Taylor addresses the diabolical rumor that she forced her wife's name change for the show. Stassi makes peace with being fundamentally misunderstood on TV. The duo unpack modern parenting dynamics and the unfair double standards moms face.

An astrological storm is brewin'—including a total solar eclipse, a six-planet alignment, and the tail end of the Lion's Gate portal. Stassi and Taylor review their past manifestation journals to see what actually came true (shoutout to sleep-trained babies and 12-episode seasons!). Lastly, Stassi plans her end of summer Europe trip to emerge just in time for spooky season, while Taylor prepares for a first-time trip away from the baby to live it up at a Backstreet Boys concert in Vegas. Gird your loins, water signs!

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Fresh off their House of Stassi press tour in NYC, Stassi and Taylor are back to recap the diabolical schedule and the intense realities of success. They break down why they are actively avoiding the comment section and Stassi shares a vulnerable voice memo she sent to the group chat. Stassi also has a bone to pick with JetBlue's questionable new menu options involving trout tartine and zucchini fritattas. They get fully fired up over SUR goat cheese balls, clear up internet rumors about Taylor's parenting timeline, and debate the color palette of the calendar year (apologies to the month of March). They wrap up with a kids' card game that quickly turns into a breakdown of their sophisticated death row meals, travel fantasies, and then get completely honest about the separation anxiety of traveling without their kids.

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What’s up, losers? Stassi and Taylor are ready for their show premiere—which just so happens to fall on a full moon. Channeling their inner witches, manifesting miracles (and maybe a few hexes), they discuss navigating the madness of upcoming press tours. Plus, Stassi reveals why she's been spiraling about movie theater seating, discuss elevated travel styles, and Taylor revisits some celebrity beef that she still hasn't quite shaken. They also talk about some of the cringe of being public figures and why Stassi will be automated cars' #1 fan.

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The House of Stassi trailer is here! Stassi and Taylor talk about the excitement of the big drop, the terrifying reality of intrusive parenting thoughts, and why we definitely don’t want to test our survival instincts in an emergency. Taylor reveals her secret weapon for keeping tabs on internet trolls (her wife), and they break down why leaving a group chat is the ultimate power move. Stassi explains why ordering for the whole table is something she'd rather not do, and Taylor calls her out for being an internet pick me girl.

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