Taylor is diet posting from the Hamptons while Stassi admires (from a distance) the Wine Bar at her local Gelson's grocery store. It's a battle for who deserves the Loser Crown, from Taylor's fillet comment to Danny DeVito at a steakhouse, to Stassi's cringe-worthy DM to director Jon M. Chu. They also share their most interesting experiences with other Hollywood actors, and debate whether they could drink Taylor Swift under the table. Finally, Stassi asks Taylor for advice on a current dilemma. Her 20th high school reunion is around the corner. Should Stassi show up fully glammed to inspire the youths, or is walking down those halls just asking for trouble?

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 15% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi. Exclusions apply.

Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI

Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Stassi and Taylor break down the stadium-sized wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden. From 20-minute individual vows and Cartier watch auctions to childhood photo decor, they unpack the questionable-yet-brilliant spectacle of it all, analyze the dramatic fallout surrounding Blake Lively's absence, and officially declare traditional bridal parties to be dead!

Plus, Stassi pulls back the curtain on watching the upcoming premiere of House of Stassi from start to finish. Taylor gets real about the backward dynamics of a traditional country club, and then the duo wraps up with an honest look at mom guilt, laziness, and averaging a hilarious 1,800 steps a day (10k+ steps no thank you!)

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Factor: Head to Factormeals.com/stassi50off and use code stassi50off to get 50 percent off.

Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter code STASSI

Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

ZBiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/STASSI and use STASSI at checkout for 15% off

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is fresh off the Minions premiere and giving Taylor the full scoop on regaining her Hollywood spark. From sitting behind director Jon M. Chu to a shout-out that made her feel incredibly famous, she shares why a daytime, kid-friendly red carpet was the ultimate parental flex. Meanwhile, Taylor is navigating a budding interest in adding a future sibling to the squad. They unpack the hazardous European heatwave that narrowly saved Stassi from a birthday trip disaster, debate the true definition of "beautymaxxing," and drop a serious PSA on why you should never pause your Nutrafol routine. Plus, Stassi questions her own late-night Xanax-fueled show notes, before diving into the messy drama surrounding Summer House cast and a former castmate's latest altercation.

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi

Fabletics: Shop now at Fabletics.com/stassiwithtay to get 70-80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP.

Kindred Bravely: Right now, Kindred Bravely is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to KindredBravely.com/STASSI.

Little Spoon: Go to littlespoon.com/STASSI30 and enter code STASSI30 for 30% off your first order.

Revolve: Go to REVOLVE.com/STASSI to shop our faves and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order.

Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Stassi's freaking 38th Birthday!! This week, Stassi and Tay unpack Stassi's meet up with Bravo friends Craig and Austen at Barney's Beanery and their near-miss encounter with Travis and Jason Kelce. The conversation dives deep as Stassi breaks down her unique TikTok algorithm, which features Kelsey's solo rowing journey from CA to Hawaii and TSA warning ranch-dressing smugglers, among other things. Finally, the two confront their own friendship dynamics, leading to a high stakes agreement where Stassi swears on Chanel to never ghost Taylor if conflict arises.

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Minnow: Shop the summer collection at shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15% off your first order.

Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com

Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI to see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro.

Skylight: Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to MySkylight.com/STASSI.

Vivrelle: Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using referral code STASSITAY for your first month of membership FREE.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is preparing for a possible alien invasion on her birthday, Taylor is suddenly a believer, and somehow it all turns into a debate about Doritos, Selena Gomez, and celebrity friendship drama. Then it’s fake-nice run-ins, Kendall Jenner discourse, and why acting like someone is completely irrelevant is Stassi’s preferred form of warfare. Plus, all things Summer House reunion, Amanda and West’s messy situation, and a surprisingly heated argument over My Best Friend’s Wedding that reveals one of them is somehow Team Julia Roberts. The friendship may never recover.

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Boll and Branch: For a limited time, get 20% off sitewide at BollAndBranch.com/stassi with code Stassi.

Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.

Kindred Bravely: Right now, Kindred Bravely is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to KindredBravely.com/STASSI.

Progressive: Visit Progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save money when you bundle your home and auto policies.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi thinks Taylor is way too nice, Taylor refuses to change, and somehow that turns into a conversation about toxic friendships, dark empaths, and whether best friends should occasionally humble each other. Then it's all things Summer House, Taylor's ongoing obsession, family dynamics, and why everyone seems to walk away from the exact same situation with a completely different story. Plus, Stassi is planning her birthday and realizing that keeping a celebration small sounds great in theory—until you have to make the guest list.

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Factor: Head to Factormeals.com/stassi50off and use code stassi50off to get 50 percent off.

Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com

Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.

Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.

Skylight: Skylight is offering our listeners $30 off their 15 inch Calendars by going to MySkylight.com/STASSI.

Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at SHOPIFY.COM/stassi

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stassi is back from her second Sports Illustrated runway show and giving Taylor the full recap. From fittings, spray tans, and backstage mishaps to a rain-soaked runway that tested everyone’s nerves, Stassi shares what the experience was really like behind the scenes. They talk about the incredible sisterhood of the event, the pressure of putting yourself out there, and why the support in the room felt a lot different than the opinions waiting online.

Thanks for supporting our sponsors:

Nutrafol: Receive $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code STASSI.

Boll and Brnach: Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com slash stassi with code stassi.

Poshmark: Download the Poshmark app and use code stassi when you sign up to get $10 off your first purchase.

ZBiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/STASSI and use STASSI at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics.

Thrive Causmetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.

Progressive Insurance: Visit Progressive.com after this episode to see if you could save.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Taylor is officially a Weight Watchers cover girl with Baby Beau, and Stassi is ready to discuss every detail - including the comment-section warriors fighting the good fight and the very real friendship politics of Instagram. Taylor gives Stassi her flowers as the fairy godmother of online hype, while Stassi admits keeping up with everyone’s posts is practically a job. Then they get into Taylor’s almost A-list dinner nerves, Stassi’s rules for meeting famous people, and why the best thing you can be online, in real life, or three martinis deep at a dinner party is simply a hype girl.

Thanks to our sponsors:

Little Spoon: Go to littlespoon.com/STASSI30 and enter code STASSI30 for 30% off your first order.

Progressive: Compare car insurance quote with rates from other companies at Progressive.com

Revolve: Go to REVOLVE.com/STASSI to shop our faves and use code STASSI for 15% off your first order.

Skylight: Go to MySkylight.com/STASSI for $30 off your 15 inch Calendar.

Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial today at SHOPIFY.COM/stassi

Rakuten: Earn Cash Back and rewards on almost everything you buy. Join for free at Rakuten.com or download the Rakuten app.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.