Taylor is diet posting from the Hamptons while Stassi admires (from a distance) the Wine Bar at her local Gelson's grocery store. It's a battle for who deserves the Loser Crown, from Taylor's fillet comment to Danny DeVito at a steakhouse, to Stassi's cringe-worthy DM to director Jon M. Chu. They also share their most interesting experiences with other Hollywood actors, and debate whether they could drink Taylor Swift under the table. Finally, Stassi asks Taylor for advice on a current dilemma. Her 20th high school reunion is around the corner. Should Stassi show up fully glammed to inspire the youths, or is walking down those halls just asking for trouble?

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This week, Stassi and Taylor break down the stadium-sized wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at Madison Square Garden. From 20-minute individual vows and Cartier watch auctions to childhood photo decor, they unpack the questionable-yet-brilliant spectacle of it all, analyze the dramatic fallout surrounding Blake Lively's absence, and officially declare traditional bridal parties to be dead!

Plus, Stassi pulls back the curtain on watching the upcoming premiere of House of Stassi from start to finish. Taylor gets real about the backward dynamics of a traditional country club, and then the duo wraps up with an honest look at mom guilt, laziness, and averaging a hilarious 1,800 steps a day (10k+ steps no thank you!)

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Stassi is fresh off the Minions premiere and giving Taylor the full scoop on regaining her Hollywood spark. From sitting behind director Jon M. Chu to a shout-out that made her feel incredibly famous, she shares why a daytime, kid-friendly red carpet was the ultimate parental flex. Meanwhile, Taylor is navigating a budding interest in adding a future sibling to the squad. They unpack the hazardous European heatwave that narrowly saved Stassi from a birthday trip disaster, debate the true definition of "beautymaxxing," and drop a serious PSA on why you should never pause your Nutrafol routine. Plus, Stassi questions her own late-night Xanax-fueled show notes, before diving into the messy drama surrounding Summer House cast and a former castmate's latest altercation.

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