In matching outfits, Stassi and Taylor break down the chess match that is reality TV fashion. Speaking of fashion, Stassi says no to looking basic at F1 and says to lean into tennis core for the US Open. Plus, Taylor spirals over Baby Beau not hitting a milestone, Stassi offers a comforting (and hilarious) perspective on Capricorn babies, and the two officially bunker shame Billionaires after uncovering the questionable underground doomsday shelters. As it turns out, they'd rather succumb to the apocalypse than spend it inside with a tacky, liver-shaped underground pool.

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Real besties catch up even when they’re across the world living it up in the Austrian countryside. This week, Stassi joins Taylor to unpack the surreal experience of living out a Sound of Music fantasy all while being sabotaged by terrible Wi-Fi and terrifying lakes. Meanwhile in LA, Taylor refuses to return a petty Instagram UNfollow and delivers us all a VERY important masterclass in modern social media etiquette. The duo breaks down the weaponizing of out-of-context clips, the fall fashion forecast (defending fugly flats) and Beau’s dramatic quarantine. Lastly, Stassi's separation anxiety fuels a solo flight she's soon taking to LA to present at the Creative Arts Emmys. As they say.. So long, farewell..

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This week, Stassi is off the grid in a secret European location, and Taylor is recovering from a sleep-deprived bender in Las Vegas.

First up, we are coming hard for the fashion world's latest epidemic: Chanel's "phantom shoes." The duo dive into the marketing genius behind putting starlets in footwear without soles, and the truth about wanting the yacht life. Then, the duo unpacks their obsession with the Lindsay Clancy trial and the internet conspiracy theories that is all over their TikTok algorithm. Finally, a child caviar king and a culinary breakthrough involving handmade chicken nuggets and ranch crème fraîche. Is it completely normal to take your rings off when getting your hands wet or putting on lotion, or is it unhinged to do it all with your jewelry on?

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