This is as cool as my fucking socks.

…you wear socks.

Bright.

HE WEARS SOCKS.

___

nNNNNAaaaaaaaaHHHHHHH GetaWAY, You're from HEEEEEEEEEELLLL

What are you for?

If i just wish on a star,

Would they all fall out the sky?

I ponder

Drop in the bucket;

Or whatever that was

Before i lost it

How long can you handle?

Awhile,

Now that I'm up, i'm up

And now that i've died,

I'll prosper.

Phospherous and suns

Won't you want us all

Just to fall over

A sphere obit rolls the ball

But then,

Something comes along to stop it

I finally learned my lesson in kinetics after all

Mathematic and magnets,

But it just tastes like magic

Sprite or Orange Crush Soda?

Flat, and not sparkling water at all

Holy shit, i never thought i'd have to say this;

Never thought there was a need,

But I just got Daft Punk'd.

SUCKA.

Well, the Helmets don't help.

How…is this a thing?

Impersonators.

LIL BITZ

I got clickbaited this video on youtube

And I thought Daft Punk had gotten back together

But as it turns out

It's just two dudes in helmets

Playing Daft Punk live

And the band is still broken up

My heart is broken a little

I tried to get tickets

And saw that their tour was all european and I was like

That's not fair! Daft Punk is back together! This should be global!

I'm in New York, how do you not have a show in New York

And then i look closer

At their website,

And their website says–

“DAFT PUNK TRIBUTE BAND”

And i was so fucking tired

And so fucking cranky

It almost shook me.

I was livid.

I was pissed.

I was like “how in the fuck is it possible that you could even make a living doing something like this?”

Those two dudes are still out there–they're still alive.

It's not like an Elvis impersonator,

Or Michael Jackson:

Daft Punk broke up like YESTERDAY

And you guys are making money putting on helmets

And impersonating THEM?!

Fuck that!

Give me a break!

And then, that's when i thought about it for the first time maybe ever in my life.

That's it!

I'll just be deadmau5.

[Enter The Multiverse}

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