Diddy's Verdict, Bezos's Big Day, & Our Plastic Surgery Dreams!

Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro! We're kicking off this wild ride from our ✨ brand new studio ✨ in sunny Los Angeles, baby! ☀️

This week, Theo & Marko spill the tea and sling the sass in an episode packed with cocktails, complaints, and controversy:

Cocktails & Complaints:
vs. – Team Cat or Team Dog? The claws come out!
Car drama – from a fender bender to a sluggish Toyota Corolla
LA's wild lawyer billboards – is Sweet James watching you?

Shooting the Sh*t Segment:
⚖️ The Diddy Verdict – Acquitted of the big charges, convicted of some, but will he actually serve time? We break down what went wrong in "the most expensive prostitution trial" ever.
Bezos's Bougie Venice Wedding – Is the hate for him justified, or are we just salty? Let's talk Amazon, wealth, and global tourism backlash.
Plastic Surgery Wishlist – Inspired by Kris Jenner, we reveal the nips, tucks, and zaps we'd get if our bank accounts could handle it ✨

️ Sound off in the comments:
– Are you shocked by the Diddy verdict?
– Do you stan Bezos or nah?
– And what plastic surgery would you get if cash wasn't a factor?

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