You're Not My Type, Bro - Ep. 16: You Would Do Really Great In Gay Porn Coming at you from sunny Los Angeles ☀️, this Pride edition is extra FABULOUS ✨ and just a little bit unhinged (in the best way). We're dressed up, glittered out, and ready to spill tea, drag clowns, and celebrate queer joy . First up: World Pride in DC, featuring icons like Shakira, J.Lo, and Troye Sivan?! We're gagged. We're gooped. We're packing our bags and heading east ✈️ (but should we recline our seat? Theo says YES — and is proudly part of the 32% who always do!). Speaking of travel… can we PLEASE talk about the toxic air fresheners in Ubers that smell like gas station trauma and instant migraines? Should they be BANNED? Marko thinks yes — for the sake of our nostrils and our sanity. Then, we go deep on the Cassie + P. Diddy drama and the internet heat aimed at her husband. We break down trauma bonds, victim-blaming, and why people still don't understand how abuse works — especially when there's power, fame, and silence involved. As her husband said, “Cassie saved Cassie.” Period. ✊ Game time! We play: Which 3 Federal Holidays Would You Delete Forever? Byeee President's Day? Columbus who? Find out which ones we'd scratch and why! Trigger warning: A heartbreaking story from Rochester, MN, where a white woman used a racial slur against a 5-year-old autistic Black child — then launched a GoFundMe on a Christian platform (???) and raised $785K playing the victim. Meanwhile, the child's family asked people to stop donating. We talk racism, entitlement, and why this kind of weaponized whiteness keeps happening. Finally, we're back with our favorite segment: Yasss, Kween! No, Bro! NO BRO ❌. Topics this round: - Circuit Party Fans at Pride - Full rainbow outfits - Not tipping at queer bars (NO BRO) - Rainbow-washing brands ️‍™️ - Shirtless men on floats - Straight dudes working Pride Drop your hot takes, your shade, and your Yasss, Kweeens! in the comments! Like, subscribe, share with your bestie (or your enemy ) — and let us know what you want us to talk about next. Happy Pride, babes!