Pedro Pascal is officially America's boyfriend and we won't be taking questions at this time. Welcome back to You're Not My Type, Bro!, where the tea is hot, the opinions are hotter, and yes—we have thoughts. In this episode: Pedro Pascal is unanimously declared a national treasure (we're blushing just thinking about him) Families with 5 kids at the airport? We discuss the chaos, the culture, and the contraception Gym etiquette is out the window—why is everyone giving unsolicited advice and taking calls mid-set? Are Americans abroad actually the worst? (Spoiler: we might be...) From meat lovers to flexitarians, we wrestle with our inner hypocrites and the reality of eating animals ️ A $400 million jet gifted to Trump from Qatar? Ethics, national security, and gold-plated walls—let's go there! Sleeping with married people—who's done it, who hasn't, and why it's messier than your last situationship. Plus, new music recs including Russian pop queen Zivert, Annabel England, and yes... even a lil' Morgan Wallen This one is spicy, messy, and maybe a little existential. Drop your hot takes in the comments Like if you've ever been side-eyed at Planet Fitness Subscribe if you love chaos and honesty in equal measure Share with a friend who's slept with someone just for the receipts