Greetings, delicious humans!

Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC., isn’t an ordinary soulless corporation. It’s a genuinely evil corporation. And you wouldn’t believe the sort of things that end up in the Lost & Found.

In this episode, social media, the plural of apocalypse, and the perils of carrying arcane artifacts while flying commercial.

(Also, a dog mention. Some of you really seem to enjoy that.)

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Good Morning Evildoers is a twice-monthly comedy horror podcast hosted by Winifred, Head of HR for evil supercorp Global Synergy Amalgamated.

Daily announcements at an evil organization have to cover things not commonly found at your average non-evil company. Moonbase transfer policies. Time travel accidents. Budget disputes between rival departments that end with necromancy or plutonium.

Luckily, these daily communications are well-received. Because Winifred is going to need to rally the troops. Teams excavating the sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub basement at the primary Global Synergy Amalgamated, LLC. lair are about to free an ancient Good of paralyzing banality. And it’s coming for everything that isn’t good for you.

Sex. Drugs. Rock ‘n roll. Even oat milk lattes.

So it’s time to fight the good fight — with some good, old-fashioned evil.

Our merch stop is open at https://goodmorningevildoers.com/shop/

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And we are infinitely grateful for those who buy us a beverage via Ko-fi.

Thank you for all you do to keep the evil going. You are among the chosen who will be spared by the devouring void. Y’know, probably.