In this interstellar fever dream of an episode, we dig our alien talons into some of the most ancient and unsettling mysteries on (and above) Earth. First, we ask the impossible: Did aliens build Stonehenge, or were Neolithic Brits just jacked as hell and bored? Then, we raise the stakes with the Great Pyramids—were they divine tombs, alien landing pads, or just a flex so big it transcended history?

But it wouldn’t be Phase 5 without a cryptid! We zip to 1952 and summon the Flatwoods Monster, West Virginia’s own tall, metallic owl-lady in a dress (and possibly a mech suit?). Finally, we beam ourselves into one of the most chilling alien abduction cases in U.S. history—the Pascagoula Encounter, where two men were paralyzed, probed, and (allegedly) gently yeeted back onto a fishing dock.

Full of smoky theories, unnecessary ancient math, and the kind of alien speculation that would get us disinvited from most museums, this episode is Creep Cottage chaos at its finest.

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SOURCES:

https://www.britannica.com/question/Was-Stonehenge-built-by-aliens

https://www.historyextra.com/period/ancient-egypt/were-pyramids-built-by-aliens-conspiracy-real-history-facts

https://www.reed.edu/reed-magazine/articles/2019/pseudo-archaeology-paideia.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theories_about_Stonehenge

https://www.history.co.uk/articles/theories-about-why-stonehenge-was-built

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_astronauts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariots_of_the_Gods

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orion_correlation_theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Aliens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudoarchaeology

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphinx_water_erosion_hypothesis

https://www.sapiens.org/archaeology/pseudoarchaeology-racism/

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/proof-at-last-that-the-great-pyramid-wasn-t-built-by-aliens

https://arxiv.org/abs/1711.01576

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/history/2019/06/26/i-floated-inside-man-returns-site-ufo-abduction-it-gets-historical-marker/

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https://braxtonwv.org/the-flatwoods-monster/

https://skeptoid.com/episodes/4434