This week on Rewind or Die, we face the vengeance, velvet, and Val of Tombstone (1993) — a Western that somehow features 40% coughing and still ends up being 100% cool.

We dig into the chaos behind the scenes (ghost directors, script cuts, Kurt Russell becoming the captain now), the wild box office ride, and how Tombstone absolutely outgunned Wyatt Earp in the great gunfight of dad-approved cinema. We also mourn the complete lack of Tombstone merchandise, pitch an unhinged Saturday morning cartoon version of the film, and spiral into a candy-fueled flashback none of us were prepared for.

IN THIS EPISODE:

• The Rewind or Die Hall of Fame returns with full mustache honors
• Jeff breaks down how Tombstone survived behind-the-scenes chaos
• Steve gets personally offended by the lack of licensed merch
• Adam pitches Tombstone Rangers, ghost Doc and all
• A full-speed detour into Speed (1994), bus yogurt, and green ketchup trauma

If you’ve ever shouted “SAY WHEN” at your reflection and meant it, this one’s for you.1

We break down 2000’s The Replacements, a football fever dream where Keanu Reeves plays a haunted QB, Gene Hackman coaches like the world’s ending, and every supporting character is one bad hit from prison or greatness.

We scream about:

• Falco’s emotional boat trauma
• Clifford Franklin’s hands
• The kicker who smokes on the field
• Hackman’s last great yell
• And why this movie secretly rules

Also: a game called “Who’s Got the Ball?”, an illegal ad read from Louis, and possibly too much ranch.

They’re watching you. Through your phone. Through your fridge. Through the turkey sandwich in your shopping bag.

This week on Rewind or Die, the gang goes deep (and extremely off the rails) on 1998’s Enemy of the State—a paranoia-soaked, satellite-scrambled, Cheez-It-powered thriller starring Will Smith, Gene Hackman, and the most dangerous MiniDisc in America.

We cover it ALL: —Ducks in Witness Protection —Gabriel Byrne dying faster than you can say “surveillance subplot” —NSA interns who look like they just left a Mountain Dew LAN party —And Gene Hackman LIVING inside a Faraday cage made of rage and RadioShack cables.

PLUS: A conspiracy snack review, a game called “NSA Intern or ’90s Movie Hacker?”, and a full breakdown of whether you could survive this movie without accidentally Venmoing your coordinates.

Next week: We wrap up Hackman Month with football, chaos, and emotional touchdowns in 2000’s The Replacements.

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