🚜 FARMER WANTS A WIFE AUSTRALIA 2025 - Thomas and Clarette making it official, Hayley's too fancy and are we ready for The Golden Farmer

· Thomas is back and ready to leave the show with Clarette

· We reckon Hayley is too fancy to live on a farm in Tassie

· Corey takes Chloe on a date in a real bat cave – filled with bat poo!

· The Great Farmer Wants a Wife Exodus.

· Show revamp – word is they’re casting older farmers for 2026

· Is Sam Armytage's ex Richard Lavender on the list to find love?

👠AND JUST LIKE THAT - Season 3 - Crazy hats; virgin nuns; plus Hat Wars - who wore it better - Carrie Bradshaw or Strawberry Shortcake?

· The Timeline - Carrie and Aiden on pause - for five years … huh??

· The most unsexy sex scenes ever – don’t ever do that in a car again

· Carrie's house is too big and empty – she needs grip socks

· Miranda’s cringe sex scenes with virgin nun Rosie O'Donnell which we can’t unsee.

🏠 LISTING MELBOURNE – Ho hum business talk; fake house hunters; reality show repeat offenders

· This real estate show is in another league. The minor league.

· A bra-less and bag-less Nadia Bartel pretends to buy a house

· Australian Survivor contestant Fraser Lack reappears as a real estate agent

· The Melbourne houses made us yawn

💘 LOVE HOTEL - Friends and Family Week, Jesus is Resurrected, Earl's Dad Bod

Luann and Hippy Jesus in the crochet vest are not happening

· Ashley goes on two dates with Ralph and they're both boring

· Shannon's Daughters meet Earl the Pearl

· Earl strips down and busts a move while Shannon cringes

· The Jesus-Santa Claus guy wears a crocheted vest to a date with Luann

· Casting Goss: Giselle replaced Brynn from RHONY on Love Hotel at the last minute!

🌹ROSE AND THORN - Tom Girardi's going to jail, Dubai Bling is too much reading, the Below Deck bi lovefest and Real Housewives of Atlanta tanks in ratings

· Erika Jayne’s RHOBH ex-hubby Tom Girardi is heading to jail despite claims he has dementia – judge says he can pull his pants up and that’s good enough for him

· Dubai Bling looks good but has too many subtitles

· All the crew on Below Deck are hooking up with each other this season bi-style and we’re here for it

· Deckhand Kyle allegedly sleeps with a married charter guest in an upcoming ep - while her husband is onboard!

· The Real Housewives of Atlanta suffers the worst ratings in its 17-year-history plus Angela’s terrible house flipping flops

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