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This week, Mickey is back with another solo episode, once again recording from the great outdoors. He kicks things off with a story about narrowly dodging a scam call from “Randy at Chase,” who apparently thought an unsaved 212 number and a fake fraud alert would be enough to get Mickey to hand over his account information. Unfortunately for Randy, Mickey had other plans. Also, Randy has an attitude problem. If you’re going to be a scammer, customer service really should be part of the job.

Mickey also explains why he thinks Amazon Prime is an absolute scam, recounts his trip to the old people’s community clubhouse to play bingo with his grandma and her friends, and shares the unexpected life lesson he took away from the experience. There’s also the small matter of discovering just how many different variations of bingo these women have somehow invented — and how little money Mickey managed to win.

Stay tuned until the end for a quick life, mental health, and $lut spiral update.

And finally, LISTEN TO ARIANA GRANDE’S “PETAL” IN FULL BEFORE NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE. Do a quick deep dive into the conversation surrounding her if you're unfamiliar. We are not holding back next week.

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This week, Mickey is reporting live from the most scenic and peaceful setting imaginable—which, unfortunately, makes it a little harder to rant and rave. Tune in as he vents about his latest Starbucks beef, relives a Monday morning commute from hell, unpacks a week-long spiral that introduced not one, but TWO new characters, and wrestles with the ongoing internal battle between wanting to enjoy single life and wanting everyone to leave him alone. Plus, there's a suspicious encounter with the neighborhood rabbits that may warrant a restraining order, and the full story of his day at the Great South Bay Festival—including how he managed to sneak onto the Main Stage the night before.

Stick around for the second half of the episode as Mickey breaks down new music from Madonna, MNEK, Sienna Spiro, Noah Davis, Yung Miami, Jessi Mazin, Q, Adela, Benson Boone, Kim Petras, Isaia Huron, Katy Perry, Tori Kelly and Madonna!

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This week, Mickey returns with a solo episode full of aggravation, unexpected detours, and stories that somehow get more ridiculous with every dead car battery.

After fighting through technical difficulties (entirely self-inflicted) while getting this episode started, Mickey breaks down the car troubles that spiraled into multiple overpriced Uber rides, two trips to the mechanic, five days without a vehicle, and eventually riding the Suffolk County bus to work.

Along the way, he encounters a passenger who was... on something... passionately complaining about the lack of luxury on public transportation. Somehow, all of this chaos leads to Mickey accidentally winning Jonas Brothers tickets on the radio—for a friend.

He also vents about Hallmark, Shoebox, and every other greeting card company after discovering there is exactly one Baptism card... and one "Adult Baptism" card available in stores. Mickey shares his controversial thoughts on adult baptisms, explains how three different locations still couldn't solve his greeting card dilemma, why he ultimately settled on buying a Jewish celebration card as a joke and how he’s genuinely baffled by the endless supply of cards for absurdly specific occasions.

Stick around for an Eternal Sunshine Tour recap to close out the episode. Mickey talks about what Eternal Sunshine means to him personally, why he connected so deeply with the album, the excitement leading up to the concert, and his confusion over the number of people who spent nearly the entire show recording it instead of experiencing it. And, of course, he recounts how a short Instagram comment somehow turned into an argument with what he assumes to be a very gay fan (or a she or they—the mystery remains).

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This week, Mickey is back with a solo episode to discuss his most anticipated night(s) of the year: Rufus Du Sol at MSG! Join Mickey as he details how he spontaneously ended up at a second night of the concert after receiving a free ticket, scamming MSG security into letting him onto the floor, and inevitably ending up front row. He reflects on the emotion of seeing his favorite artists in one of the world's most iconic venues, staying sober to fully enjoy the show, his thoughts on the Innerbloom fans, and, of course, how much the music means to him.

As the night continues, so does the story. After missing an event, Mickey heads to the Magic Hour Rooftop to do some networking and ends up befriending a group of law students, including Paul, the hot Asian with the nice chest, a straight who he fell in love with. The group eventually makes its way to Flaming Saddles, the only gay bar Mickey likes, during Pride Weekend, and the debauchery ensues—starting with a flight attendant becoming a new friend and ending with a strange encounter in the bathroom.

Stay tuned until the end of the episode for a first-glance review (aka analysis based on TikTok concert footage) of the tours Mickey will be attending, his anticipation and excitement for the Eternal Sunshine Tour, and his thoughts on Pitchfork's scathing review of the Chris Brown album.

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This week, Mickey is back with another solo episode to discuss his new favorite weed product, his grandmother's allegations of a grand conspiracy against the family, and some recent realizations, reflections, and thoughts.

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This week Mickey is back with a solo story-time episode, and this one is absolutely unhinged.

After kicking things off with a recap of his grandfather's self-inflicted DMV and registration-renewal chaos, plus his own battle with canceling a mountain of streaming subscriptions, Mickey dives into what everyone came for: an unbelievable story about an ex.

In this mind-boggling tale, Mickey recounts a surprise interaction with a manipulative and deeply unstable ex who suddenly resurfaces with an attempt to extort money from him. As the story unfolds, so does a wild history of lies, scams, and behavior so outrageous it sounds like it's been clipped from a Lifetime movie. Not to be confused with Hot Chocolate, who would never do such a thing, Mickey recounts this ex's colorful past of lunacy, including but not limited to killing his own father for the plot. This is a story you definitely don't want to miss, as this episode explores one of the most bizarre people Mickey has ever encountered.

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This week, Mickey is back with a solo sit-down to talk about quitting nicotine and caffeine cold turkey, spending a week with COVID, and finally sharing the long-awaited story of Mr. Softy. He also gives an update on his thoughts on Euphoria’s new season, reacts to the announcement of Ariana Grande’s new album, and discusses the cancellation of The Pussycat Dolls’ North American tour.

Stay tuned until the end of the episode for some new music suggestions. This week, we’re talking about the latest drops from Chris Brown, Madonna, SG Lewis, and so much more!

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This week, Mickey is back with a solo episode to discuss his Coachella fatigue. Fresh off his Mayhem Ball depression—after missing the tour’s closing night—he dives into everything he hates about experiencing Coachella from afar, why he’d never want to attend, and the few exceptions that might actually get him out to the desert. He also talks about influencer culture and how it ties into the festival, the influencers he finds least insufferable, and shares his thoughts on Justin Bieber’s set and all its backlash. And of course, he gets into the Alix vs. Alex beef.

Stay tuned for the second half of the episode, where Mickey discusses this week’s episode of Euphoria, plus new music from Chris Brown, Kungs, Isaia Huron, and more!

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