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This week, Mickey is back with another solo episode, once again recording from the great outdoors. He kicks things off with a story about narrowly dodging a scam call from “Randy at Chase,” who apparently thought an unsaved 212 number and a fake fraud alert would be enough to get Mickey to hand over his account information. Unfortunately for Randy, Mickey had other plans. Also, Randy has an attitude problem. If you’re going to be a scammer, customer service really should be part of the job.

Mickey also explains why he thinks Amazon Prime is an absolute scam, recounts his trip to the old people’s community clubhouse to play bingo with his grandma and her friends, and shares the unexpected life lesson he took away from the experience. There’s also the small matter of discovering just how many different variations of bingo these women have somehow invented — and how little money Mickey managed to win.

Stay tuned until the end for a quick life, mental health, and $lut spiral update.

And finally, LISTEN TO ARIANA GRANDE’S “PETAL” IN FULL BEFORE NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE. Do a quick deep dive into the conversation surrounding her if you're unfamiliar. We are not holding back next week.

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