In this episode things get wet and wild! Roo has a new child—a puppy named Maverick! He has heterochromia (one blue eye, one brown eye) and is already changing her life, for better or worse. Meanwhile, Roo’s cat, Philippe, is busy plotting how to train the dog and impressively pooping outside. Unfortunately, Maverick also wants to eat the cat poop, which is a real problem.

Aimee and Roo discuss yogurt (or, more accurately, Aimee’s continued fight against the yogurt industry). Roo tries to convince Aimee that cookie dough yogurt is legit, but Aimee remains firm—especially since her daughter has only been eating the cookie dough chunks and not the yogurt.

Roo is also dealing with a new struggle: Pilates-induced hydration madness. She’s drinking more water, which means she has to pee constantly. Aimee suggests using a bladder bag like David Sedaris, but Roo refuses to be that person. They debate the unfairness of being both thirsty and having to pee at the same time. Roo hates that she has to put in extra work just to keep her pee in, and she absolutely will not be doing kegels. Also, peeing in the ocean? We all do it, but no one is happy about it.

Aimee shifts gears to praise Old Florida beach people as a fun comedy audience, but the good vibes don’t last long—because she immediately starts dragging Orlando theme parks. She refuses to accept the lie that they are the “Happiest Place on Earth” when they are so expensive. Her solution? Go to real Europe instead of paying Epcot prices for fake Europe. Kids hate standing in line, families are miserable, and no one even remembers the trip.

Roo, meanwhile, hates rides. She refuses to pay money just to get sick and throw up.. Aimee escalates things by calling out Disney Adults—which, turns out, is risky business. The plot twist? Aimee was raised by a Disney Adult.

The episode takes a sharp turn into Aimee’s deep-seated childhood hang-ups about moving from Indiana to Florida after a Disney trip at age 6, while Roo goes off on snowbirds and Disney Adults for making Florida crowded and ruining everything (including the oranges). They both agree on one thing: Make America Orange Again!

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