The Pearland Fantasy Men | Week 5 Recap — BEN SCORES 208! Andrew Breaks the Curse 🌶️

IS HE THE GREATEST FANTASY FOOTBALL COACH EVER?!

Week 5 of the PFFL is absolute chaos. Andrew and Nathan return with surprise guest Terence for another episode featuring fantasy football disasters, group chat stupidity, and a historic scoring performance.

🌶️ THE SRIRACHA BOTTLE GOES TO... WHO?!

The Dumbest Thing Said in the Chat segment returns! Luke's obscure sports-radio commentary, Nick thinking he's banned from the group chat, and Matt's inability to submit Pick'em picks are all nominated.

But Andrew becomes the target after claiming Fantrax doesn't show points against. Nathan exposes him with a single click, Terence joins the roast, and Andrew responds by muting his own co-hosts!

🐒 THE LEMUR CURSE IS BROKEN!

After starting 0–4, Andrew FINALLY gets his first win, absolutely destroying Dustin. Unfortunately, Dustin's return to the Alvin and the Bo Hunks team name couldn't save him.

👑 BEN'S OBSIDIAN CLUB HAS ITS FIRST MEMBER!

Ben created an exclusive club for anyone who scores 200 points in a week. During the recording, Josh Allen's turnovers threaten to ruin his chances.

But stay until the end for BREAKING NEWS: BEN FINISHES WITH 208 POINTS! The commissioner becomes the first member of his own Obsidian Club.

🔥 MATT IS STILL UNDEFEATED

Matt cruises toward 5–0, and the hosts debate whether his success involves any actual fantasy football skill. Meanwhile, Terence hands rookie Nick his first loss, sending Nick toward Survivor elimination.

🚨 WHERE IS NATE?

The investigation continues. Nobody seems to know where Nate is, but there's evidence he's at least opened the fantasy football app.

Plus: Week 5 matchup breakdowns, Carter's roster controversy, anonymous rule-change proposals, Survivor eliminations, Pick'em standings, and Nathan's birthday trivia!

⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:38 — Welcome Back to the PFFL
01:49 — Andrew's Internet vs. His Fantasy Team
03:30 — Roasting Other Fantasy Leagues
04:43 — Dumbest Thing Said in the Chat 🌶️
05:22 — Why Won't Anyone Join the Podcast?
09:21 — Terence Makes a Surprise Appearance
10:22 — The Sriracha Nominees
14:04 — Andrew Gets Exposed by Fantrax
17:01 — Andrew Discovers His Points Against
18:51 — The Sriracha Bottle Vote
19:23 — Andrew Mutes His Co-Hosts
20:17 — Andrew FINALLY Wins!
25:47 — Ben Chases the Obsidian Card
26:56 — Josh Allen's Live Scoring Disaster
28:18 — Where Is Nate?!
30:09 — Nathan vs. Luke
31:29 — Anonymous Insider: Proposed Rule Change
33:38 — Matt's Undefeated Run Continues
35:18 — Terence vs. Nick: First Loss & Survivor
37:28 — Ryan vs. Carter: Roster Controversy
42:23 — Terence Leaves the Show
43:05 — Pick'em Results & Rules Debate
46:38 — Survivor Eliminations
48:38 — Pick'em Standings
50:01 — Nathan's Birthday Trivia Challenge
53:36 — The Original Sign-Off
54:09 — 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: BEN SCORES 208!

🏈 LET US KNOW

Did Andrew deserve the Sriracha Bottle? Is Matt's 5–0 record pure luck? And who is officially the greatest fantasy coach of all time?

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What happens when 14 former Texas A&M rugby players start a fantasy football league?

Apparently you get six years of questionable fantasy decisions, terrible player-pun team names, unfinished last-place punishments, and enough mediocrity to make everybody in the league think they’re competitive.

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Andrew & Dan are back for Episode 3 of YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS! This week we’re breaking down a 14-team, half-PPR keeper league made up of Texas A&M Rugby alumni.

Before we even get to fantasy football, Andrew decides everyone needs a completely unnecessary history lesson on Texas A&M Rugby — including national championships, playoff collapses, rugby positions, hookers, loose heads, tight heads, rucks, mauls, the sin bin, and several other things neither host fully understands.

Then we get into the league.

THIS EPISODE INCLUDES:

🏉 Texas A&M Rugby history

🏉 A crash course in rugby rules nobody asked for

🏈 A 14-team fantasy football keeper league

🏈 Six years of manager history

🏈 One manager with ZERO playoff appearances

🏈 Losing career records with championship rings

🏈 The regular-season powerhouse who still can’t win a title

🏈 A kicker drafted in the 7th round

🏈 THREE quarterbacks on one roster

🏈 Team names based on players the managers don’t even own

🥞 A Waffle House punishment completed at IHOP

🎤 One manager who STILL owes five minutes of stand-up comedy

And yes — we are officially starting the campaign to make Andrew Marsh finally complete his last-place punishment.

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:28 Episode 3 Begins

02:41 Meet the Texas A&M Rugby Alumni League

03:38 Texas A&M Rugby History Lesson

14:13 A 14-Team League?!

14:41 Andrew Attempts to Explain Rugby

21:28 Fantasy League Setup

21:56 The Last-Place Punishment Problem

23:41 Creed — The Njigba Express

26:32 Luke — Nicolodeon

29:51 Jack — Likely Brown Love

31:53 Noah — Bijan Must Turd

35:43 Carter — Ladd McHawkey

39:19 Michael — Michael’s Monstrous Team

42:08 Connor — CeeDeeNutz

45:44 Slim Pickens

48:42 Connor — Burrowing Balls Deep

51:26 Andrew — The Mixon Administration

54:56 Bradley — Saquon Your Balls, What Price?

56:57 James — Steichen Up the Joint

1:00:27 Travis — Team Henry

1:02:42 Nailer I Hardly Know Her

1:05:38 Final Thoughts

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Andrew and Nathan are back for another Pearland Fantasy Football League recap—and Andrew hasn't even checked Fantrax since Saturday. So this week's results are basically being discovered live on the podcast. Pasted text

But first, we introduce a new weekly tradition: THE SRIRACHA BOTTLE 🌶️.

Say something stupid in the PFFL group chat? Get hit with the Sriracha emoji and you're officially nominated for Dumbest Message of the Week. This week's nominees give us plenty to work with, including Matt's Copilot experiments, Luke apparently ignoring the league's clearly written payout rules, and an incredible Dustin conversation that somehow goes from Astros playoff facts to Jeff Blum to complete confusion. Pasted text

After reviewing the evidence, Dustin becomes the Week 4 Sriracha Bottle Champion. Pasted text

Then we finally get to fantasy football.

Andrew discovers his matchup against Terence live and celebrates finally breaking 100 points—even though the Lemur Curse may still send him to another loss. Nick's undefeated start is suddenly in danger as Ryan mounts a Monday Night Football comeback, while Matt looks ready to emerge as the league's last unquestioned undefeated team.

Elsewhere, Nate is starting players who aren't even playing, Owen finally gets into the win column, Luke's roster decisions get investigated, the weekly payout comes down to the wire, and Survivor elimination could come down to Carter vs. Luke.

Just another normal week in the PFFL.

00:18 — Week 4 Begins
01:05 — NFL Weekend & Andrew Hasn't Checked Fantasy
05:10 — 🌶️ The Sriracha Bottle Is Official
07:03 — Dumbest Group Chat Message Nominees
08:56 — Discovering GroupMe's Copilot Vibe Check
11:58 — Luke Ignores the Weekly Payout Rules
12:57 — The Dustin Group Chat Saga Begins
17:17 — 🌶️ Dustin Wins the Sriracha Bottle
17:38 — Week 4 Matchup Recaps Begin
18:23 — Andrew Discovers His Matchup Live
18:46 — Andrew FINALLY Breaks 100 Points
19:12 — The Lemur Curse Isn't Finished
22:32 — Nick vs. Ryan: Is Nick About to Lose?
26:01 — Carter Needs a New Team Name
27:09 — What Is Nate Doing With His Lineup?
29:30 — Owen Looks for His First Win
32:43 — Nathan's Matchup & Waiver Success
35:09 — Owen Steals the Weekly Payout Lead
36:17 — Matt Is About to Be Undefeated
37:33 — Investigating Luke's Roster Decisions
39:55 — Who Gets Eliminated From Survivor?
43:05 — Standings & Weekly Picks

🌶️ The Sriracha Bottle makes its debut
🤖 Copilot invades the PFFL group chat
🏆 Dustin wins Dumbest Message of the Week
🐒 Andrew battles the Lemur Curse
🔥 Nick's undefeated season is in danger
👑 Matt makes his case for #1
❓ Nate's lineup decisions raise questions
💰 Owen makes a run at the weekly payout
☠️ Survivor comes down to Carter vs. Luke
🏈 Week 4 matchup breakdowns & standings

Who deserves next week's Sriracha Bottle? Start tagging the dumbest messages in the group chat. The committee will review the evidence.

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Week 3 is almost in the books, and the PFFL is already going completely off the rails.

Andrew and Nathan are back to break down another week of the Pearland Fantasy Football League, and this episode has everything: anonymous sources, winless teams, undefeated rookies, a possible lemur curse, commissioner controversy, and a mysterious group-chat disappearance.

We start with an anonymous tip about Luke, whose other fantasy leagues are apparently going so badly that he may finally abandon them and focus exclusively on the PFFL.

Then it's into the Week 3 matchups. Andrew's season continues to spiral toward 0–3, leading Nathan to ask the obvious question: Did the lemur curse Andrew's fantasy team?

Meanwhile, Commissioner Ben entered the week at #1 before Matt handed him his first loss, while rookie Nick continues to make the preseason AI predictions look ridiculous. After the AI viewed Nick as one of the league's weakest teams coming out of the draft, he's now 3–0 and making sure everyone in the group chat knows it.

That leads to an even bigger conspiracy: Did the lemur steal Andrew's fantasy football powers and transfer them to Nick?

Then we have a genuine PFFL scandal: Who removed Bart from the group chat? Ben claims innocence, Nathan demands justice, and Andrew calls for an investigation into whether the commissioner's power has finally gone too far.

Three weeks down. Andrew and Eoin are winless. Nick is undefeated. The lemur may possess supernatural powers. Bart is missing. Everything is fine.

00:00 — Intro & Anonymous Sources
00:34 — Luke Might Quit His Other Fantasy Leagues
02:03 — Week 3 Matchups Begin
~03:00 — Andrew's Road to 0–3
06:10 — Ryan FINALLY Gets Positive Defensive Points
06:43 — Is Andrew Suffering From the Lemur Curse?
07:14 — Ben vs. Matt
09:19 — Commissioner Ben Gets Dethroned
~09:40 — Rookie Nick vs. Carter
10:11 — The AI Thought Nick's Team Sucked
10:39 — Nathan Discovers the Lemur Connection
11:11 — Did the Lemur Give Andrew's Powers to Nick?
12:26 — Nick Is 3–0 & Letting Everyone Know
12:54 — Technical Difficulties Strike
~16:00 — The Podcast Gets Cut Off
PART 2 — Week 3 Recap Continues
~22:38 — Who Removed Bart?!
~23:28 — Commissioner Ben Claims Innocence
~23:51 — Nathan Demands Justice
~24:00 — The PFFL Investigation Begins
~24:26 — Back to the Matchups

Part 2 was recorded separately after the original recording was interrupted, so final YouTube timestamps may shift when the recordings are combined.

🚨 Andrew & Eoin head to 0–3
🔥 Rookie Nick starts 3–0
🤖 The AI predictions are aging terribly
🐒 The Lemur Curse
📉 Ben takes his first loss
🛡️ Ryan's defense finally scores positive points
👑 Commissioner controversy
📱 Who removed Bart from the group chat?
🕵️ A full PFFL investigation

We need two rulings from the comments: Is the lemur responsible for Andrew being 0–3 and Nick being 3–0? And did Ben kick Bart out of the group chat?

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What happens when a group of youth football coaches starts its own fantasy football league?

Apparently everybody thinks they’re Bill Belichick… but there’s a whole lot of Uncle Rico energy.

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Andrew & Dan are back with another episode of YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS! This time we’re taking on the CFPO Matadors Fantasy Football League — a 10-team league made up of youth football coaches.

These guys coach football, so naturally they should dominate fantasy football… right?

Not exactly.

We’ve got D1 dreams, NIL-deal energy, ridiculous roster construction, massive benches, questionable team names, and some absolutely baffling draft decisions.

IN THIS EPISODE:

🏈 10 teams… and 8 make the playoffs

🏈 One manager drafts TWO kickers

🏈 Multiple managers draft THREE quarterbacks in a one-QB league

🏈 One team carries SEVEN wide receivers

🏈 Patrick Mahomes somehow sits on the bench

🏈 A special-teams coordinator taking his job way too seriously

🏈 The quarterback whisperer

🏈 The hype dad

🏈 Texas Tech / Mike Leach energy

🏈 Syrup Man 74 still living in the AOL era

🏈 Enough youth-football coaching confidence to fill a college staff

The question is simple:

BILL BELICHICK OR UNCLE RICO?

We go manager by manager, roast the team names, break down the fantasy football draft decisions, and explain exactly why this league sucks.

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Send us your league history, standings, rosters, draft results, screenshots, spreadsheets, ridiculous rules, terrible team names, inside jokes, or one complete document.

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💬 WHO HAD THE WORST DRAFT?

Darren with two kickers?

Yanzer with three quarterbacks?

Angus with a sixth-round kicker?

Vic with three quarterbacks?

Or somebody even worse?

Tell us in the comments.

⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 Episode 2 Begins

03:26 Meet the Youth Football Coaches

08:55 D1 Dreams & NIL Deals

09:43 CFPO Matadors League Setup

14:33 Zach — The Honorable Team

23:03 Javier — CDs TDs

29:50 Darren — Fourth and Forty

34:07 Team Yanzer — Uncle Rico Energy

40:10 Mike — Top Notch Performance

43:40 James — The Barracho Boys

49:26 Angus — Gold Blooded 830

55:55 Josh — T-Tech Red Raiders

1:00:12 Vic — Syrup Man74

1:03:43 The Final Coach

1:08:44 Final Verdict

1:10:33 Worst Draft Decision?

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Is our commissioner CHEATING?! 👑🏈

Week 2 of fantasy football is in the books, and the Pearland Fantasy Football League is already falling apart.

Ben is sitting at the top of the league with the best record and a ridiculous amount of points… which would be impressive if he also wasn’t one of the guys running the league. Coincidence? We’re asking questions.

Meanwhile, Andrew, Dustin, Terence and Eoin find themselves in the 0-2 club, and Ryan has somehow managed to start a NEGATIVE-SCORING DEFENSE in BOTH weeks of the season.

Welcome to Episode 7 of THE PEARLAND FANTASY MEN.

Andrew and Nathan break down all the chaos from Week 2, including:

🏈 The Week 2 fantasy football matchups

👑 Ben’s suspiciously dominant start

🚨 Commissioner conspiracy theories

📉 The growing 0-2 club

😂 Ryan’s unbelievable defense problem

🔥 A wild Monday Night Football finish

🤝 Trade talk and waiver-wire options

🏥 Puka Nacua and the league’s IR-rule debate

🗑️ Dustin’s attempt to escape the basement

👀 Luke and Ben taking control of the standings

🤦 Andrew’s terrible start to the season

⚖️ Nathan turning the corruption allegations back on Andrew

🎙️ And a preview of our new series: YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS!

This isn’t your typical fantasy football advice podcast.

The Pearland Fantasy Men is a fantasy football comedy podcast built around a real 12-team league, years of grudges, terrible trades, questionable commissioner decisions, trash talk, bad team names and grown men taking fake football way too seriously.

If your fantasy league has arguments, rivalries, commissioner drama, terrible trades and one guy who thinks every waiver claim is a conspiracy… you’ll fit right in.

SUBSCRIBE for weekly fantasy football recaps, league drama, fantasy football trash talk and more from The Pearland Fantasy Men.

And if you think YOUR fantasy league sucks, check out our new series:

YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS!

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:00 – Welcome Back to the Pearland Fantasy Men

01:25 – Nathan Reviews His Own Podcast

04:45 – Why We Won’t Stop Going After Luke

07:18 – AI Is Ruining Our Podcast

08:00 – Introducing “Your Fantasy League Sucks”

12:11 – Fantasy Football Week 2 Recap Begins

14:19 – Andrew’s Team Is an Absolute Disaster

19:09 – Nathan’s Week 2 Matchup

22:21 – Terence Is in Trouble

24:43 – Ben & Luke Are Running the League

26:42 – Ryan’s Wild Monday Night Matchup

28:46 – BREAKING NEWS: Jameis Winston Changes Everything

33:46 – Dustin vs. Ben

36:13 – Puka Nacua & the IR Rule Debate

40:25 – Week 2 Standings Take Shape

42:43 – Ryan Has ANOTHER Negative Defense

44:22 – Waiver Wire & Week 2 Top Performers

48:47 – Your Fantasy League Sucks Preview

49:35 – Nathan Accuses Andrew of Corruption

51:58 – Final Thoughts & Week 3 Preview

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Welcome to Your Fantasy League Sucks! — the fantasy football podcast where Andrew and Dan roast real fantasy football leagues submitted by real people.

In Episode 1, we take on Haus 2.0, a 12-team fantasy football league filled with questionable team names, bizarre scoring rules, suspect decision-making, and some absolutely brutal fantasy football history.

And it gets worse.

One manager went 14-0 during the regular season... and LOST IN THE FIRST ROUND OF THE PLAYOFFS. Yes, really.

We break down and roast the league’s managers, their fantasy football team names, their draft decisions, their personalities, and the stories that make Haus 2.0 one of the strangest leagues we’ve seen so far.

From Easy Pickens without George Pickens to questionable commissioner behavior, frat-house energy, ridiculous fantasy football playoff formats, and managers who probably shouldn’t be allowed to make their own decisions — nobody is safe.

🏈 THIS IS YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS!

Think your fantasy football league is better?

Prove it.

Send us your league history, team names, standings, draft results, rules, manager stories, and anything else that makes your league unique. Andrew and Dan may feature it in a future episode and explain exactly why YOUR fantasy league sucks.

👇 JOIN THE ROAST
Tell us in the comments:
Who is the worst manager in Haus 2.0?
What is the worst fantasy football team name?
And would you survive in this league?

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New league. New victims. Same terrible decisions.

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Week 1 is officially in the books, and the Pearland Fantasy Football League is already a disaster.

With Nathan out this week, Terence steps in as guest co-host alongside Andrew to break down every Week 1 matchup, the biggest performances, brutal losses, questionable lineup decisions, waiver-wire moves, and everything else that went wrong—or surprisingly right—to start the season.

We also get into the league's new app, Luke's never-ending trade offers, Ben's monster Week 1, Andrew's disastrous start, Dustin's historically ugly performance, and a 0.26-point loss that came down to Monday Night Football.

Week 1 gave us plenty to overreact to. Let's get into it.

🏈 Week 1 matchup recaps
🔥 Biggest winners & losers
🤦 Questionable roster decisions
📈 Waiver wire moves
💩 Plenty of trash talk

The Pearland Fantasy Men — Episode 6: Week 1 Recap

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