What happens when 14 former Texas A&M rugby players start a fantasy football league?

Apparently you get six years of questionable fantasy decisions, terrible player-pun team names, unfinished last-place punishments, and enough mediocrity to make everybody in the league think they’re competitive.

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Andrew & Dan are back for Episode 3 of YOUR FANTASY LEAGUE SUCKS! This week we’re breaking down a 14-team, half-PPR keeper league made up of Texas A&M Rugby alumni.

Before we even get to fantasy football, Andrew decides everyone needs a completely unnecessary history lesson on Texas A&M Rugby — including national championships, playoff collapses, rugby positions, hookers, loose heads, tight heads, rucks, mauls, the sin bin, and several other things neither host fully understands.

Then we get into the league.

THIS EPISODE INCLUDES:

🏉 Texas A&M Rugby history

🏉 A crash course in rugby rules nobody asked for

🏈 A 14-team fantasy football keeper league

🏈 Six years of manager history

🏈 One manager with ZERO playoff appearances

🏈 Losing career records with championship rings

🏈 The regular-season powerhouse who still can’t win a title

🏈 A kicker drafted in the 7th round

🏈 THREE quarterbacks on one roster

🏈 Team names based on players the managers don’t even own

🥞 A Waffle House punishment completed at IHOP

🎤 One manager who STILL owes five minutes of stand-up comedy

And yes — we are officially starting the campaign to make Andrew Marsh finally complete his last-place punishment.

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⏱️ CHAPTERS

00:28 Episode 3 Begins

02:41 Meet the Texas A&M Rugby Alumni League

03:38 Texas A&M Rugby History Lesson

14:13 A 14-Team League?!

14:41 Andrew Attempts to Explain Rugby

21:28 Fantasy League Setup

21:56 The Last-Place Punishment Problem

23:41 Creed — The Njigba Express

26:32 Luke — Nicolodeon

29:51 Jack — Likely Brown Love

31:53 Noah — Bijan Must Turd

35:43 Carter — Ladd McHawkey

39:19 Michael — Michael’s Monstrous Team

42:08 Connor — CeeDeeNutz

45:44 Slim Pickens

48:42 Connor — Burrowing Balls Deep

51:26 Andrew — The Mixon Administration

54:56 Bradley — Saquon Your Balls, What Price?

56:57 James — Steichen Up the Joint

1:00:27 Travis — Team Henry

1:02:42 Nailer I Hardly Know Her

1:05:38 Final Thoughts

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