St. Lawrence is the patron saint of people who work with open fires, people to whom fire means harm, students, and comedians. But why? Travel back to the 200s and join us to hear a tale full of roasts and fire.

St. Lawrence Martyr, pray for us.

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Saints were people like you and me. But, unlike you and me, most of them lived tragic lives and/or died horrific deaths. Maybe you didn’t attend Catholic school, or maybe you did and just repressed all those memories. In our pilot episode, we review Sainthood 101 and play a game called Saints or Hamsters? Dip your toes into the Catholic school experience without all of the trauma, guilt, and social rejection.

Saints or Hamsters? starts at 15:55

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We all know about Saint Valentine, the patron saint of love, and Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland. But, did you know there’s a patron saint of second marriages and problems with your in-laws? Or a patron saint of ugly people? There’s even a patron saint of murderers.

Welcome to the Patron Saint of Podcasts, a podcast exploring the lives, legacies, and lore surrounding the holy men and women deemed Saints by the Catholic Church. Join fiancees Katie, a literature-loving attorney, and Andrew, a history-loving film buff, for a little bit of history, a little bit of culture, and a lot of trauma-based humor with new episodes dropping every Friday wherever you get your podcasts!