We begin this patch with Josh recounting a recent trip to the Great Australian Beer Spectacular and Dion arriving at the wrong venue, shitting himself. Which kicks off a discussion about lateness, accountability, and how best to communicate when you're running behind. Should you send ETA guesses or photographic proof of your position? Is sharing a live location too passive? And do you owe other people in the queue an explanation when a friend joins you at the front?

From there, Christian raises his preference for whether is favourite ice cream flavour should be buried at the bottom of the cone, and we ask whether we should be given more agency when ordering, from scoop order to portion size.

Christian also shares his short-lived stint as an ice cream attendant. We also consider when it’s acceptable for Josh to trust a student dentist with care of his teeth, and where we draw the line between acceptable cost-cutting and unnecessary risk.

We wrap up by questioning what actually defines a “professional” - is it skill, training, pay, or just confidence with a pair of scissors?

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