War is at our doorsteps as we continue to tandem read Sarah J Maas’ Tower of Dawn (chapters 13-42) and Empire of Storms (chapters 19-56). Old enemies, new allies, dead ancestors, and perhaps some frenemies? They all have to pick sides and stand up for what they believe in – and Chaol literally stands! Literally and figuratively! He takes a stand on his feelings, on his mission, and on his wet noodle behaviour. Maybe a bit too late because Sinn finally sees what Alana has been seeing clearly for the past 5 books and may no longer choose to stand up for Chaol. Ever again. And on the business of red flags and standing on business… the Love Island season 8 cast are back for their reunion. Everyone stood up for what they believed, regardless of glaring evidence and receipts that would have us question their positions. But hey, people love commitment to the cause, right? 🙄 While we loved what we got, we SINCEREly needed a little more ownership of actions and a little less sass. Alas, what a way to end the summer. Next week, we wrap up the tandem read and dive into two episodes of Bravo’s Below Deck Mediterranean. See you then!

💗🏝️: Reality TV starts at 38:57 as we reunite with our Love Islanders once more at their reunion. Summer is truly over.

The tandem is TANDEMING as we switch between Empire of Storms and Tower of Dawn by Sarah J Maas. This episode leaves us at the end of chapter 18 in EOS and 12 in TOD, and our GOODNESS is a lot already happening! We are politicking across the land trying to raise an army while fighting MANY battles in one book, and trying to heal all kinds of wounds in the next. Speaking of? Many battles are being fought in Netflix's Let's Marry Harry -- but there doesn't seem to be ANY healing coming this way. One might say many wounds were opened and left that way. We finished off episodes 5-8 and then gasped, gusped, and gaped at all the revelations in the reunion. A bouquet should be tossed over to Bravo's Below Deck Mediterranean, where Aesha has a surprise bachelorette party that brings us familiar faces, secretive chats, and noods. We MAXed out the drama this episode, and MAX drama still pending...

🛥️💒💍: Reality TV starts at 36:19 if you're joining us in the crew quarters for Bravo’s Below Deck Mediterranean OR if you're hoping to meet Harry Jowsey’s wife on Netflix's Let’s Marry Harry!

We’re wrapping up part two of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas, episode 11 of Below Deck Mediterranean, and we watched the first 4 episodes of Netflix’s Let’s Marry Harry based on your feedback. Truly, the tides are seemingly turning on all fronts. In the Throne of Glass world, a lot of relationships have made MAASIVE shifts – shapeshifts, if you will hehe. And we have finally laid Celaena Sardothien to rest as Aelin Galathynius makes her way towards Terrassen, to claim her throne. Speaking of sitting on thrones, Harry Jowsey is being treated like a King as he sits in his castle with 20 ladies, in search of a wife. We are genuinely confused and wishing everyone well, but wary about it. Finally, the tides are turning AND DRAGGING ANCHOR as the cast of Below Deck Med welcome a friendly face, Max, and some unhappy charter guests. From potential new love triangles and many different food preferences, it’s wild to see what is or isn’t cooking on this week’s episode! Next week, join us as we begin the tandem read – and thank you for voting!

🛥️💒💍: Reality TV starts at 27:28 if you're joining us in the crew quarters for Bravo’s Below Deck Mediterranean OR if you're hoping to meet Harry Jowsey’s wife on Netflix's Let’s Marry Harry!

We are back in Rifthold in part one of Queen of Shadows by Sarah J Maas -- and there are a lot of twosome relationships that we've been dissecting and disagreeing on. We wouldn't have it any other way! Whether it's Chaol vs Aelin, Aelin vs Arobynn, Rowan vs Aedion, Chaol vs Himself, it's been a bumpy ride for all these former allies. And in keeping with the theme... relationships are mostly a mess in Netflix's The Ultimatum, where we wonder how this process could get anyone down the aisle, happy and healthy?! Lastly, the twosomes of Below Deck are also struggling as Cooper and Kat disconnect, Gen is still feeling the impact of Luke, and it really just seems like everyone is playing some stupid games, while we comment on the so called "prizes".

🛥️💍💔: Reality TV starts at 29:24 if you're joining us in the crew quarters for Below Deck OR if you're questioning everyone's choices in season 4 of Netflix's Ultimatum!

We're wrapping up Heir of Fire (chapters 45 to the end!) and what an emotionally ending it was! We've been weeping, getting goosebumps, and changing our minds about a lot of characters -- and dare we say, grateful Celaena's time away from Rifthold? Can't wait to discuss her fiery return to Rifthold in Queen of Shadows next week! And speaking of time away, we are all caught up on the newest season of Below Deck Med and the season has begun with quite the splash... ew, that worked on a lot of levels 😂.

🛥️💦: Reality TV starts at 24:40 if you're joining us below deck in the crew quarters!

Fires are burning in Chapters 23-45 of Heir of Fire, in the city, and outside the villa and summer house! We didn't have time to get into all the heat-- but what we did touch base on is that Sinn's opinion on Rowan is indeed a HOT take, and the discourse on social media aligned with Alana’s points to really solidify that. The real question is can we handle all this heat… or better yet can you?! Also check out our poll to vote on if Danielle's dress is pink or white 👀.

🗽🍎: Reality TV starts at 20:40 if you're joining us In The City!

Seemingly no one is collaborating across the kingdoms in the first 22 chapters of Heir of Fire, and unsurprisingly, no one is communicating in In The City. It's a whole new front for us as we enter Wendlyn, explore new relationships in Rifthold, and exit the fun that was Summer House into the ... honestly unsure what we'd call this, of In The City.

🗽🍎: Reality TV starts at 32:15 if you're joining us In The City!

We are Overbooked Besties and we will not be afraid... that our hearts might break for our assassin again, that Love Island is over, and because there will be justice for our girl(s). We wrap up Assassin's Blade with the last two novellas and all our final thoughts on what's gone on in the villa!

🏝️🏅: Reality TV starts at 21:54 for our Love Island(ers)!