A wild cruise headline, the new “vacation rulebook,” and two gloriously exciting world records — all with Sunburnt jokes and island energy. We’re also 69 days out from Thanksgiving in Paradise at Blue Note Waikiki (buy through Blue Note/sunburntpodcast site only), and the boys just crossed 1,000,000 views 🎉.

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🚢 Cruise “Getaway”: A passenger with ~$16K casino debt allegedly jumps overboard, gets scooped by jet ski, and is later found ashore with $14K cash and five IDs — now facing possible $250K fine and up to 5 years. Chaos, but also… comedy. (Barbados stop.)
📊 Vacation Rule-Breakers: What “normal life” rules do travelers ditch? From inboxes to dessert-every-meal, we unpack the survey and declare our own rules for better trips.
🏍️ Record of Trust (and Terror): Longest two-person motorcycle jump — 121 ft, 8 in — and yes, she’s on the back.
🪂 Sky-Dad Goals: Oldest person to fly a wingsuit — 62 years, 55 days — two-minute flight over Norway.
🧴 Island Life Bits: ALF tiki mug enters the set, plus our “Front Desk” cold-open and a few buffet “facts” to close.
🎟️ 69-Day Countdown: Thanksgiving in Paradise (Nov 26, Blue Note Waikīkī) — real tickets only.

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Chapters
00:00 Welcome back + today’s tropical chaos preview
01:19 “Front Desk” cold-open returns (hotel desk bit)
01:56 69-Day Countdown → Thanksgiving in Paradise + ticket PSA
02:53 We crossed 1,000,000 views — thank you!
04:01 New set toy: ALF tiki mug sighting
12:05 Cruise passenger jumps overboard to dodge casino debt
19:40 Caught ashore with $14K cash & five IDs; penalties discussed
33:50 “When is it ever OK to jump ship?” (satire) → into traveler-behavior survey
34:06 What rules we ditch on vacation (email, sleep, dessert, etc.)
46:05 Favorite vacation thing: sleeping in (and why)
53:33 Crack open the Good Book: World Records segment
55:03 Longest motorcycle jump with a passenger — 121’ 8”
1:02:07 Oldest wingsuit flight — 62 yrs, 55 days (Norway)
1:08:53 Vacation Rule #78 — one blackout night per person max
1:12:22 Vacation Rule #286 — keep your side of the hotel room clean
1:15:01 Buffet “facts” bit + Jimmy Buffett-adjacent silliness
1:17:20 Thanks, 69-day promo & ticket links
1:18:00 Big Fun Shirt giveaway mention & wrap