Outtakes Episode 17

In this episode, hosts Matthew and Dan engage in a lively discussion about ninjas, focusing primarily on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They explore various aspects of ninja culture, including culinary products branded as 'ninja', nostalgic memories of the Ninja Turtles, character dynamics, and personal anecdotes related to martial arts. The conversation also touches on the origin story of the turtles, their mentor Splinter, and the impact of these characters on their childhoods. The episode concludes with reflections on the enduring legacy of the Ninja Turtles and their influence on pop culture.KeywordsNinja Turtles, podcast, nostalgia, culinary products, character dynamics, Splinter, Casey Jones, origin story, martial arts, foodThe podcast opens with light-hearted banter between the hosts.Ninja appliances extend beyond blenders to various culinary products.The hosts reminisce about their favorite Ninja Turtles and their characteristics.Splinter's portrayal in the movie sparked mixed feelings among the hosts.The origin story of the turtles differs significantly between the cartoon and the movie.Personal anecdotes about ninja training and childhood experiences are shared.The hosts discuss the cultural impact of the Ninja Turtles on their lives.Food plays a significant role in their nostalgia for the Ninja Turtles.The hosts express their disdain for the Power Rangers compared to the Ninja Turtles.The episode wraps up with a humorous take on ninja skills and food. Chapters00:00 Introduction and Banter02:48 Ninja Appliances and Culinary Products06:18 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Nostalgic Dive09:36 Ninja Turtles and Their Weapons12:04 The Evolution of Michelangelo14:25 Educational Moments in Ninja Turtles16:50 Splinter's Origin Story20:37 The Darker Side of Shredder23:11 Ninja Training and Stealth24:39 Ninja Dreams and Taekwondo28:32 Ninja Turtles and Nostalgic Treats

In this episode of The Outtakes Podcast, Matt and Dan draft their all-time comedy dream teams — building starting fives of legendary comedians. From Tina Fey to Eddie Murphy, Norm Macdonald to Katt Williams, no joke is off-limits. Who made the cut? Who got snubbed? And who’s the GOAT of stand-up and sketch comedy? Spoiler alert… Joe Rogan does not make the cut because he's terrible.Tune in for hot takes, deep laughs, and nostalgic gems.👉 Subscribe for more absurd debates and comedy breakdowns!Keywordscomedy, humor, stand-up, comedians, social media, validation, influences, midlife crisis, comedy icons, legacy, Chris Farley, comedy, late night, Conan O'Brien, Robin Williams, stand-up, podcasting, new comedians, Dave Chappelle, Norm MacDonald, women in comedyTakeawaysIt's hard to be funny, especially in front of kids.The importance of validation in comedy.Social media can be a platform for humor.Comedy is influenced by personal experiences.Midlife reflections can inspire comedic insights.Stand-up comedy requires courage and practice.Comedy legends have shaped the industry.The impact of Jim Carrey on modern comedy.Chris Farley's unique style left a lasting legacy.Comedy can be a reflection of societal changes. Chris Farley's comedic genius left a lasting impact.The Oklahoma City bombing overshadowed the joy of comedy.Conan O'Brien's influence on late-night television is profound.Robin Williams was a master of improvisation and humor.Dave Chappelle's comedy challenges societal norms.Norm MacDonald's dry humor is unmatched in the industry.Women in comedy, like Sarah Silverman, are breaking barriers.The evolution of comedy is reflected in podcasting.New comedians are reshaping the landscape of humor.Comedy serves as a reflection of society's complexities.SummaryIn this engaging conversation, Matthew Daniels and Dan explore the complexities of humor, the challenges of being funny, and the influence of comedy legends. They discuss their personal experiences with comedy, the role of social media, and the importance of validation in the comedic journey. The duo reflects on their aspirations in comedy, midlife insights, and the impact of iconic comedians like Jim Carrey and Chris Farley. Through laughter and thoughtful discussion, they highlight the evolution of comedy and its significance in society. In this engaging conversation, Dan and Matthew explore the legacy of iconic comedians like Chris Farley, Robin Williams, and Dave Chappelle, while also discussing the evolution of late-night comedy and the impact of stand-up on society. They delve into the unique styles of Conan O'Brien and Norm MacDonald, and the role of women in comedy, highlighting figures like Sarah Silverman. The discussion also touches on the new wave of comedians and the importance of podcasting in the comedy landscape.TitlesThe Quest for Humor: A Comedy JourneyBuilding the Ultimate Comedy TeamSound bites"Chris Farley is my banger.""Sarah Silverman is hilarious.""I'm fucking your sister."Chapters

Chapters00:00 Tina Fey: The Floor General04:58 Eddie Murphy: The Shooting Star06:28 Jim Carrey: The Comedic Force08:00 Chris Farley: The Heart of Comedy10:00 Conan: Tall Man11:44 Bill Burr: Bald 13:00 Katt Williams: So Smart with Books14:08 Shane Gillis: Fat Chaplin Stash16:00 Dave Chappelle: MJ but he can't shoot18:05 Norm Macdonald: Dry GOAT22:00 Sarah Silverman: More than a Matt Damon F23:00 Joe Rogan is Terrible23:30 Final Joke

What starts as a peaceful day with a weed whacker turns into a full-blown war with a nest of wasps, dozens of stings, a Macaulay Culkin moment, and a moral reckoning. Matt faces death. Emma sides with the enemy. And Dan? He’s just here for the ribs. The Outtakes Podcast dives into domestic life, yard trauma, and weaponized guilt.podcast, humor, friendship, chores, wasps, honeydew man, yard work, anecdotes, life lessons, storytelling, Taco Tuesday, cooking, family recipes, BBQ, teaching, communication, food allergies, Joe Rogan, Gallagher, comedy, nostalgia

In this episode of the Outtakes Podcast, hosts Matthew Daniels and Dan Dwy explore the humorous and chaotic aspects of domestic life, focusing on the concept of the 'Honeydew Man' and the trials of yard work. The conversation takes a turn when Matthew recounts a painful encounter with wasps while attempting to tackle his chores, leading to a comedic reflection on pain, revenge, and the complexities of communication in relationships. Through laughter and storytelling, the hosts share insights on friendship, responsibility, and the unexpected adventures that come with home maintenance. In this engaging conversation, Matthew and Dan explore a variety of topics ranging from cooking and family traditions to the intricacies of teaching and communication. They share personal anecdotes about Taco Tuesdays, BBQ parties, and the challenges of teaching cooking techniques. The discussion also touches on food allergies, the legacy of comedians like Joe Rogan and Gallagher, and nostalgic memories from their childhood. The light-hearted banter and riffing create a fun atmosphere, making it a delightful listen for anyone interested in food, comedy, and friendship.

00:00 Introduction and Setting the Scene

01:30 Dinner Observations and Honeydew Man0

8:40 The Honeydew Man Concept

14:20 Yard Work Adventures

24:51 The Wasps Incident

43:25 Reflections on Pain and Revenge

54:02 Conclusion and Future Plans

01:01:11 Taco Tuesday Tales

01:04:35 Cooking Adventures and Family Recipes

01:07:12 Graduation Party BBQ

01:08:34 Teaching and Learning in Cooking

01:12:12 Communication and Patience in Teaching

01:14:36 Food Allergies and Dietary Trends

01:17:06 Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia

01:20:47 Gallagher and the Comedy Legacy

01:26:08 Riffing and Freestylin

01:35:19 Nostalgia and Childhood Memories

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