We've landed in the XXX files, because this week we're hunting for horny cryptids! First, Don sends chills all up and down ya with two selections from author, Sibley Stamps: Naked with the Fresno Nightcrawlers, and Used by the Hatman. Then Taylor takes flight with a pair of cutie patooties in Elaine J. Daniels', Mesmerized by the Moth Woman.

We return once again to the fuzzy bosom of "Dealer's Choice"! And this time, we doubled up! First, Taylor shoots us into the pool with Holly Wilde's, SPF Me. Then Don gives a fire safety seminar with Holly Wilde's, Laid by the Lint Trap Monster. Completing the Holly Wilde hat trick, Taylor boils up trouble with, The Deviled Egg Made Me Do it. Then Don ties it all to the ceiling with Fanny Tucker's, I Fucked the Puppet.

Omega-oh-me-oh-my! There's fur exploding in all directions and everyone's pregnant! Today we take a mildly informed trip into the Omegaverse! After a quick informative quiz, Don locks us in their basement and takes a bite of Colbie Dunbar's, Mated to the Mob. Then Taylor shows us a radical mind movie with L.C. Davis's, Bro and the Beast.

In this "Cold as Ice" episode, we're trapped in a sauna and deeply worried about the risotto. First, Taylor considers the anatomy of a jug in Vera Valentine's, Cold Sweat. Then Don gets a head wound and disappoints HR in Cleo White's, Chilled and Thrilled.

We're getting "Wet and Wild" and forgetting our own darn names this week! After a quick gaslighting, Don explores alternative ASMR and radical acceptance in Ivanna Schloppykoch's, Seduced By the Swamp Creature. Then Taylor waterboards you, but in like a cool and sexy way, in Unfortunate Reads', My Date With Water.

Taylor and Don are blasting off right in front of the dinosaur president today with an "Out of this World" episode. First, Don goes back to where it all started to finish out Chuck Tingle's, Space Raptor Butt Trilogy (and the story behind it) with Space Raptor Butt Redemption and Space Raptor Butt Ascension. Then Taylor sneaks a tentacle or two in there and considers a career in space piracy with January Bell's, Alien Kraken’s Prize.

It's Dealer's Choice! Don and Taylor have each selected a group of feral fiction for the other to pick from this week. First Taylor checks out some hardware in Vera Valentine's, "Unhinged." Then Don gets paleontological on a trip through time in Lola Faust's, "Triceratops and Bottoms."

Grab your plums and/or nectarines and prepare your (ear) holes for some *Horny Sentient Objects.* First, Don shines a light on Sabrina Cross's "Light Me Up: A M/M Lamp Romance" then Taylor discusses the importance of getting your veggies in with Fannie Tucker's "Bagged By the Groceries"