We're back baby and this week we're diving tits first into the twisted terrifying mind of our beloved puppet host, Don.

Our "So You Think You Can Smut" extravaganza spirals into a mind-bending, knee-knocking nightmare as Don presents their tale of a hotel haunting, "An Indeterminate Number of Nights at the Endless Desert Hotel and Resort"

If you can't beat 'em off, join 'em! This is So You Think You Can Smut! Using random words, tropes, themes, and challenges, we each wrote our very own spicy stories!

First up, this week Taylor shares her physics defying, heart stopping, enemies to fated mates tale, "Electric Love"

Dealer's Choice has returned from the corn field and we finally found the secret seventh way to get it 'til Sunday! Taylor and Don are exploring how country girls make do and getting kicked out of yet another hardware store this week. First Don digs deep into their roots when they cover "Hayseed," by Vera Valentine. Then Taylor finds new and creative uses for lawn tools and becomes even more obsessed with author Nicole Parker's Kyleverse in "Rake."

It's a Halloweenie miracle! Or perhaps a horror show? Taylor and Don finally mange to accidentally pick the same book!! But have no fear! We're spitting at the HOA and rubbing our plastic fingers all over this pumpkin-spiced nightmare as we get a little too friendly with the lawn decor in, "No Bones About It: A Halloween Sentient Object Romance" by author Cassandra Elizzabeth.

Oh boy! Don't look too closely at that club and make sure you've tied those bells down because we're starting season two with a delicious assortment of Themes! We've each selected a secret theme for the other to guess. First Don puts themself in a hairy situation with "Breeding With Bigfoot" by author Siggy Shade. Then they sweeten things up a little with author Mia Harlan's "Her Donut Shifters." Next, Taylor steers us through the storm with Chuck Tingle's "Widow's Gay" and shines a little too brightly in "Lamp Lover: A Retro Whimsy Sentient Object Romance" by Sabrina Cross.

It's the season one finale of Now That's Smut I'm Talking About and we've got our shiniest spurs on. And nothing else. ;) First, Taylor moseys on down to horny cowboy town with with Lainey Lawson's, "Whiskey Weather." Then Don finds an intergalactic home on the range with "Smitten by the Alien Saloon Owner" by author Ursa Dax.

We're so back and we're so traumatized by the feral fantasies that we chose for each other this week! First, we're stuffed, tied up, and wondering what the deal with Kyle is when Don takes a swing at Nicole Parker's, "Smashed". Then Taylor takes us to the podcast's first five star review with the absolutely chaotic "Mating with the Mantis" by author M.J. Edwards.

Smut's in your pants? This week we're weighing the pro's and con's of punching your own dick while exploring the wide and expansive world of fantasy genitalia. First, Taylor dives deep into caves unknown with Sabrina Cross's, "Sentient Pen15 From Outer Space." Then Don mixes and matches with Katee Robert's "The Succubus's Prize."