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  • Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 17, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 17, 2025
    2025/12/18

    Tonight: Theo Jesterfield placed odds on Donald Trump’s prime-time address and liked his chances of starting a new hemisphere-sized mess. Epstein files loomed, and Ghislaine Maxwell rediscovered faith in courts. Dan Bongino ditched the FBI for the mic. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez beat JD Vance in a poll and didn’t bother to whisper it. Mike Johnson lost control of his caucus over healthcare math. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. punished pediatricians for language while kids lost care. Your republic, wobbling. Your news, weaponized.


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  • Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 16, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 16, 2025
    2025/12/17
    Tonight: Susie Wiles opens the morgue and names the monsters running the cockpit. RFK Jr. praises vaccines, then poisons the well as measles explodes. Bari Weiss promises dialogue; Nielsen hands CBS a toe tag. Trump books a mystery address just ahead of the Epstein files. Pete Hegseth hides strike footage while the body count grows. Trump sues the Pulitzer Board and discovers discovery. Kash Patel live-tweets investigations into vapor. A Parkland survivor endures another massacre. Your democracy, rattling. Your news, distilled into venom.

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  • Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 10, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 10, 2025
    2025/12/11
    Tonight: The Coast Guard hijacks a tanker, Trump shrugs “We keep it,” and the Caribbean turns into a live-fire garage sale. Peskov beams as Trump’s “civilizational erasure” rant lands like Kremlin fan mail, NATO wobbles, and Kyiv gets benched. Epstein files erupt, Noem gets sidelined for stealing screen time, citizenship becomes a paywall, Powell white-knuckles a $27T economy, and FIFA mugs America with a World Cup contract. Your news, distilled into venom.

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  • Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 9, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 9, 2025
    2025/12/10

    Tonight: Trump grades his economy “A-plus-plus-plus-plus” while half the country hunts sofa cushions for rent. Leavitt demands louder worship as workers bleed, the DOJ hands out “Deportation Judge” internships, and Congress weaponizes the NDAA to pry loose Pentagon’s “double tap” video. Preventable child deaths climb for the first time in 25 years, Boston immigrants are yanked mid-oath, and the Ellisons want Paramount, HBO, CNN, and DC Studios. Chaos, cruelty, and corporate singularity—your news, served bitter.



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  • Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 8, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Dec. 8, 2025
    2025/12/09

    🎧 “Batshit Minority Broadcast (High-Voltage Panic Mix)”

    A frenetic, jet-fueled playlist for a nation ricocheting between propaganda, price spikes, and constitutional cosplay. Tracks include:


    • “Cannibal Threats & LinkedIn Sales Funnels”
    • “Herd Resurrection Séance (USDA Remix)”
    • “Ghost Parent Protocol”
    • “Sedition Wi-Fi Dropout”
    • “Birthday Canyon National Monument (Extended Grift Cut)”
    • “Haunted DOJ Pop-Up Installer”


    Perfect for doomscrolling at unsafe speeds while America insists everything is “under control.”


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  • Nightly News Roundup for Nov. 25, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Nov. 25, 2025
    2025/11/26
    A grimy, high-tempo soundtrack for a country sprinting through legal fantasies and foreign-policy delusions. Tracks include “Missiles Mandatory,” “Almost Peace (Timeshare Edit),” “Death Cult Chorus,” “Wordle Immigration Law,” and the explosive closer “Salmon Brisket Pipeline Blues.” Perfect for doomscrolling your way through another day in the American Funhouse.

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  • Nightly News Roundup for Nov. 24, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Nov. 24, 2025
    2025/11/25


    🎧 “Authoritarianism for Dummies (feat. The Ketamine Kid)”

    A chaotic mix of malfunctioning institutions, collapsing agencies, and grifts wrapped in red, white, and blue. Tracks include “Prosecution by Vibes,” “Berserker with Wi-Fi,” “Farm-to-Table Incompetence,” and the chart-topping scam single “MAGA Phone (Remix – Stolen Samsung Edit).” Perfect for doomscrolling through another day in the Upside-Down Republic.



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  • Nightly News Roundup for Nov. 17, 2025

    Nightly News Roundup for Nov. 17, 2025
    2025/11/17

    David Richardson missed Texas drowning, Comey’s case fell apart, and Charlotte got a paramilitary panic parade. Trump rasped through a reversal on Epstein files while Marjorie Taylor Greene survived death threats, doxx-pizza, and a new nickname: “Traitor Brown.” The EPA turns wetlands into a corporate toilet, and the Treasury blames migrant cows for high beef prices.


    I’m Theo Jesterfield—reporting live from the fever dream formerly known as the United States.

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