Debt hits $38 trillion. Arctic Refuge becomes Chevron’s gift shop. East Wing demolished for gold-plated ego. Inflation gnaws paychecks; tariffs punch wallets. Pentagon press corps now pillow peddlers and conspiracy bloggers. VA tried to stall veterans’ benefits—nine judges slapped that nonsense down. NBA stars accused of mob poker.

Theo Jesterfield—broadcasting from a crater in Alaska. The headlines are screaming, and the Republic is burning.

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Trump sues the DOJ for investigating him... while running it. The military’s blowing up fishermen for “freedom.” Congress lets kids starve while ICE hires ex-cons. Cyberdefense gets gutted as China hacks our power grid. Indiana forgets how to gerrymander, and health insurance costs as much as a new car.

I’m Theo Jesterfield—broadcasting from the smoking servers of Fort Meade. The lights are flickering, the headlines are hallucinating, and the Republic’s running on fumes.

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U.S. fires Hellfires into the Caribbean, repatriates survivors like bad Amazon returns. Pardoned rioter threatens to kill Hakeem Jeffries. Air traffic controllers moonlight for DoorDash. Kristi Noem buys $172M Gulfstreams for “safety.” Trump cancels Ukraine missiles, flirts with Putin, and guided-missiles for deportations.

Theo Jesterfield here—reporting live from America’s last nerve. The headlines are drunk, the government’s armed, and I’m running on bourbon and bad decisions.

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Trump told Ukraine and Russia: “both declare victory.” Congress took a nap while 80% of nuclear guards went home. John Bolton mailed secrets like a moody teenager. No Kings Day turned streets into a republic-themed obstacle course. George Santos got a hall pass. Young Republicans praised Hitler. Trump bombed boats in Venezuela.

Theo Jesterfield reporting from the fever dream of America—where shutdowns are patriotic, lies are luxury, and the truth just filed for bankruptcy.

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Tonight on NNR:

The Senate plays Russian roulette with your rent money. Hackers turn America’s firewall into wet tissue. Gaza’s ceasefire leaks blood. Trump plans a bromance summit with Putin in Budapest. ICE pretends it can’t find its cameras. The White House goes full casino chic. And the Pentagon locks the press outside the gates.

Theo Jesterfield reporting live from the republic’s fever dream — where shutdowns are patriotic, lies are luxury, and the truth’s been replaced by a 3D model of Trump’s ego.

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Tonight on NNR: The Supreme Court debates whether fixing racism is racist. Netanyahu tours his own fire damage. Trump calls Argentina’s bailout “credit.” ICE raids L.A. like it’s a war zone. Alaska drowns under silence. Congresswoman Luna gets her JFK files from Moscow. And the CIA holds a press conference about its secret mission.

Theo Jesterfield reporting from the madhouse of empire — where “covert,” “colorblind,” and “constitutional” all mean the same damn thing.

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Tonight on NNR: Every major network unites to tell the Pentagon to shove it — and even Fox defends the First Amendment. Troop families go broke while the brass buys yachts. The shutdown rots. Tariffs burn. Alex Jones implodes. Trump’s “peace” becomes rubble. And the GOP finally builds the gun registry they swore Biden would.

Theo Jesterfield, transmitting from the radioactive echo chamber of empire.

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Tonight on NNR: Egypt hosts a peace plan with no peace. Trump signs air, calls it diplomacy. Tariffs gut your wallet while Mike Johnson vacations on your dime. Portland protests turn into performance art. Texas and North Carolina gerrymander democracy into extinction. Measles returns for its reunion tour. Columbus gets canceled — again.

Theo Jesterfield, broadcasting from the contaminated center of empire.

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