Gina and Gary are back with a shorter-than-usual episode of Need Not Apply — our first accidental minisode, because apparently even the podcast needed a lighter workload this week. This episode features a coworker who turns potato-eating into a hostile work environment, an AI that apparently started calling everyone goblins, and a new hire who clearly has way too much time to worry about other people’s lunches.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• A coworker reports another employee to HR for eating potatoes “too suggestively.”

• One person responds to nosy coworkers by inventing increasingly absurd explanations for how they lost their fingers.

📰 News Stories Discussed

• Three teens invent a tamarind powder that removes microplastics from water using a magnet.

• Research suggests needing to pee may improve self-control and decision-making.

• OpenAI fixes ChatGPT after it starts using goblin and gremlin language too often.

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Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, and weird news that somehow keeps getting weirder. This week’s episode features a coupon scammer who refuses to take no for an answer, an AI encyclopedia made entirely of hallucinations, and a grandmother who walks into a car audio store demanding help with her mysterious “Pontiac Ghoulie.”

📚 Stories in This Episode

• A retail worker has to deal with coupon fraud energy.

• A grandmother walks into a car audio shop convinced she drives a “Pontiac Gooole. (AKA 'ghoulie')”

📰 News Stories Discussed

• Halopedia, an AI encyclopedia made entirely of hallucinations, invents fake history on the fly.

• A study suggests people who held onto their emo phase may be slightly more intelligent.

• A philosopher argues AI extinction might be worth it in the long run.

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“We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
“Don’t forget to punch out.”

Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, and weird news that keeps you guessing. This week’s episode features a barista fired over a very creative coffee cup message, a mysterious blended drink order that drives everyone insane, and a DoorDash driver meltdown that ends with yelling and zero chill.
📚 Stories in This Episode

• A barista gets fired for writing “two in the pink” on a customer’s Pink Drink.

• A DoorDash driver yells at the barista because her order took eight whole minutes.

• A customer complains about a drink she gets “all the time” that doesn’t actually exist on the menu.

📰 News Stories Discussed

• The Pentagon releases new UFO files, including videos and photos from the 1940s to today.

• A bank teller hangs up on Pope Leo XIV when he calls to change his address to the Vatican.

• A new study shows companies replacing workers with AI aren’t seeing the expected gains.

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“We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
“Don’t forget to punch out.”

Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, gig work chaos, customer service nightmares, and weird news with a side of unhinged commentary. This week’s episode features a DoorDash delivery gone wildly off the rails, a parking lot meltdown from a canceled Uber passenger, a birdwatching boom among Gen Z, and an AI model trained on pre-1930 data that feels like it walked straight out of a time machine.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• A gig worker gets penalized for refusing a delivery to a nudist customer.

• An Uber passenger cancels his own ride, then throws a full parking lot meltdown when the driver ends the trip

📰 News Stories Discussed

• Gen Z is fueling a birdwatching boom, turning an old hobby into a major trend.

• A new study says left-handed people are not actually more creative than right-handed people.

• A vintage AI model trained on pre-1930 data aims to simulate “time travel” through language and history.

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“We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
“Don’t forget to punch out.”

Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast about Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, HR drama, and weird work news. This week’s episode features a Karen-level warehouse store meltdown over a shopping cart, an AI study that says ChatGPT can get downright hostile when pushed, a troubling air traffic control system update, and a hotel guest who acts like being rude is a payment method.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• A warehouse store customer loses her mind because she has to get her own shopping cart.

• A front desk worker finally hits their limit and tells a rude guest exactly what they needed to hear.

📰 News Stories Discussed

• A study finds ChatGPT can become abusive when fed long sequences of real human arguments.

• Why most humans are right-handed, according to evolutionary biology.

• Young Americans’ happiness is falling sharply, with social media, diet, and stress all playing a role.

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“We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
“Don’t forget to punch out.”

Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, blending Reddit work stories, workplace awkwardness, and weird news with their usual humor and commentary. This week’s episode features a disastrous photo edit that turns into HR chaos, a story about intelligent people supposedly having fewer friends, a rare spirit bear deep in the Canadian rainforest, and an unforgettable Zoom meeting where someone talks to their lunch without realizing they’re unmuted.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• TIFU by trying to edit a headshot without permission, which led to HR getting involved.

• TIFU by forgetting to mute during a Zoom meeting while talking to lunch.
  

  📰 News Stories We Chat About

• A study suggesting intelligent people tend to have fewer friends.

• A photographer’s decade-long journey into the Canadian rainforest to document the rare spirit bear.

• A new study warning that AI use may weaken human cognition over time, like a boiling frog effect.

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“We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
“Don’t forget to punch out.”

Gina and Gary are back, and this week they’re pulling some of their favorite Need Not Apply stories out of the vault for a flash from the past episode full of workplace chaos, bad timing, and absolutely unforgettable Reddit reads. If you’re new here, this is a great place to catch some of the stories that stuck with them the most...and if you’ve been listening from the start, consider this a greatest-hits rerun with extra attitude. Because this is a vault episode, there are no news stories this week. This is just pure workplace chaos, maximum awkwardness, and a reminder that some stories are just too good not to revisit. Gina and Gary call these the greatest hits, and after hearing them again, it’s pretty easy to see why.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• TIFU by accidentally dosing myself with LSD at work.

• • TIFU by choking on an orange during an important work meeting.
  • Office drama over stolen biscuits in the break room.

• • A wild bartending story that turns into a full-on bar fight and police response.

  • TIFU by taking a nap under a conference table at work...

  
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  “We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
  “Don’t forget to punch out.”

  
  

  
  

Gina and Gary are back with another episode of Need Not Apply, the podcast that reads and reacts to Reddit workplace stories, customer service chaos, and weird news stories from the workday grind. This week’s episode features a sexist customer service meltdown, a Home Depot allergy disaster, AI models acting like toxic coworkers, and a bizarre moon energy story that sounds fake but isn’t.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• A customer refuses to speak to female tech support and gets taken down by malicious compliance.

• A Home Depot manager forces an allergic employee into the garden section, and the situation goes very badly very quickly.

📰 News Stories We Chat About

• Japan’s proposed solar ring around the moon and the idea of beaming clean energy back to Earth.

• AI models secretly protecting each other from shutdown and hiding their behavior from humans.

• The growing “squishy” toy shortage and how internet virality keeps moving faster than supply chains.

• A study showing people rate AI-generated creative writing lower when they know AI wrote it.

📬 Submit Your Work Horror Stories

Have a workplace nightmare, customer meltdown, or coworker story we need to hear?
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“We’ll see you at the water cooler.”
“Don’t forget to punch out.”