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Need Not Apply

Need Not Apply

著者： Gina and Gary Cavallo
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 Need Not Apply is a podcast where we read your real life work stories and react with levity and advice from our personal experience in the work world. Submit your stories to Neednotapplypod@gmail.comGina and Gary Cavallo
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  • Episode 37 - Espresso Patronum 🦌 ☕

    Episode 37 - Espresso Patronum 🦌 ☕
    2025/09/10
    Buckle up for a venti dose of service-industry mayhem: shoulder-driving Teslas, labubu brain-rot, elephant-sized eggs, and four (yes, four) Starbucks Baristas stories that’ll make your pumpkin spice curdle. ☕🔥Cold open shenanigans: Are we live? Are we real? (Gina says no. Gary says “say my name.”)Commute from hell: Shoulder bandits, karmic fender-benders, and why Gary almost bought popcorn for the apocalypse.Science snack: “If atoms are mostly empty space, why can’t we walk through walls?” (Atoms, baby—like pushing the wrong poles together.)Weird News lightning round:$140k Pokémon card corporate fraud (please do not expense a Charizard)Hippo capsizes a boat on the Ivory Coast—deadliest cute animal strikes againThe long-lost elephant bird and its potato-sized eggs 🥔LaBubu / brain-rot aesthetic IRL (jelly shoes, keychains, chaos)GenAI music & dishwashing robots: from folding towels to delicate plates—what could go wrong?Male wasps “defense mechanism” = …uh… genital jousting (we’re sorry and you’re welcome)Music eases loneliness: your playlist really is a friendAdditional Topic for Your Leisure:Chuck E. Cheese in cuffs 🐭🚓 — Credit card fraud mid-party = traumatized kids + worst birthday ever.Main course — Starbucks Baristas stories (OP posts):“Dunkin’ Tee DW”: OP defends a cashier after a customer calls them “slow,” gets threatened, and still keeps it classy. Other customers rally—humanity +1.“No-Whip/Almond Milk Refund Spiral”: Mobile order, allergy protocol, extra crunch, store credit only… until the DM caves and forces a cash refund + apology. (Policy? Never met her.)“Work Until She Can’t”: Pregnant partner keeps vomiting; management says… keep going. Ethics hotline, anyone?“Closing Time Espresso Gremlin”: Demands extras after close, throws hot shots over the bar, camps outside; police never show. Love that for everyone.Distraction of the Week: Gary’s Waterpark Simulator era (power-wash zen, accidental pool electrocution oops), Gina’s biz push—bookings + content mode on.Baristas, servers, retail warriors—we want your tales (the longer the better). If it happened at work and made you say “nope,” it’s probably our vibe.✉️ Email: NeedNotApplyPod@gmail.com▶️ YouTube: Need Not Apply Podcast (full episodes & clips)📱 IG & TikTok: @NeedNotApplyPodIf we hit 100 Spotify followers, Gary wears the LaBubu onesie on a live. You’ve been warned.Keywords: Need Not Apply Podcast, funny work podcast, workplace comedy, reddit stories podcast, workplace drama, bad coworkers, HR nightmares, toxic workplace, AI, robot, robot cleaner, Chuck E. Cheese, retail rage, management nonsense, light science, heavier hippo facts, Gary, GinaRate ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐, follow, and share with that friend who still says “the customer is always right.” (They’re not.)
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    1 時間 18 分
  • Episode 36 - The Answers May Shock You

    Episode 36 - The Answers May Shock You
    2025/09/03
    Your hosts Gina & Gary are back running on caffeine, pantry reorganizations, and pure chaos. We swap weekend war stories (subscribe-and-save betrayed us 😑), and then dive into a stack of AskReddit workplace gems that had us yelling “zipper merge, people!” from the car.We kick off with oddball headlines & rabbit holes:🇳🇱 Tiny homes made from old wind turbines — Dutch upcycling goes full chic. workplace gems that had us yelling “zipper merge, people!” from the car.We kick off with oddball headlines & rabbit holes:• 🇳🇱 Tiny homes made from old wind turbines — Dutch upcycling goes full chic. 🏡🔄• 🇬🇱 Airport security ditched for reindeer hunting — Nuuk flights delayed because… dinner. ✈️🦌🇮🇸 Puffling rescue season — locals gently toss baby puffins off cliffs to help them launch. ✈️🦌• 🇮🇸 Puffling rescue season — locals gently toss baby puffins off cliffs to help them launch. 🐧✨• 🕷️ Black widow “injection” experiment — spoiler: the ICU, not euphoria. 🚫💉• 🧠 Does AI make us lazy thinkers? A Swiss study says cognitive offloading is real. 🤖🧩• 🧵 Scientists flee X for Bluesky — better moderation, fewer bots, actual engagement. 🌀🔬😈 AskReddit stories we tackled:The art gallery tyrant — late pay, public screaming, and a Christmas “you’re fired.”• The art gallery tyrant — late pay, public screaming, and a Christmas “you’re fired.” 🎄💥• Meth/coke newbie — borrowing rides, “toddler” sob stories, and a very awkward payback. 🚚💸• Ed, hazard to himself — head bonks, ladder faceplants, and a cardboard baler incident. 🪜🤕• The office squatter — living at work, pizza crusts in the toilet brush holder (why). 🍕🚫• Boss throws a metal trash can — gaslighting, cameras, and an HR glow-up exit. 🗑️💀✨ Distractions of the week:Gina’s glam lab — mannequin head, $11 curling iron, and hair-styling reps. 💁‍♀️✨Gary’s 3-day-weekend mini-movie — plus zipper-merge rage and dash-cam justice. 🎬🚗Pantry Tetris, protein Cheerios on ice cream (don’t knock it), and the eternal battle with fabric Band-Aids. 🩹🥣🔥 Pull up a chair in the break room—this one’s got weird news, workplace devils, and the kind of stories that make you want to re-write your résumé… again.📲 Follow us @NeedNotApplyPod on TikTok & IG📩 Send your stories: NeedNotApplyPod@gmail.com📺 YouTube: Need Not Apply PodcastKeywords: Need Not Apply Podcast, funny work podcast, workplace comedy, reddit stories podcast, AskReddit stories, workplace drama, bad coworkers, HR nightmares, horrible bosses, toxic workplace, coworker from hell, meth at work story, office squatter, cardboard baler accident, zipper merge, dash cam, pantry organization, tiny homes wind turbine, Nuuk airport reindeer hunting, Denmark, puffin rescue, Iceland, black widow injection, AI cognitive offloading, Bluesky, rare beauty, AI, robot, bro comedy, spooky season
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    1 時間 16 分
  • Episode 35 - Not Today, Satan... I'm on Break

    Episode 35 - Not Today, Satan... I'm on Break
    2025/08/27
    Your hosts Gina & Gary are back with another jam-packed episode — and this week we’re asking: are these people just jerks… or full-on devils at work?We kick things off with wild headlines: radioactive Walmart shrimp 🍤☢️, zombie squirrels and rabbits 🐿️🧟, and Merriam-Webster officially adding “skibidi” to the dictionary 🤯📖. Plus Rare Beauty’s scratch-and-sniff billboards 👃✨, Marc Maron calling out the bro-pod comedy scene 🎤🔥, and why ghost culture 👻 is thriving just in time for spooky season.Then it’s time for our devilish workplace tales:😈 Stories this week include:The office jokester who just won’t quit with nicknames 🙄😂A nervous grad sneaking absinthe before a job interview 🍾😳A “helpful” coworker who fat-shames a colleague 🚫🥴A vet tech meltdown over dog poop duty 🐕💩And one employee who simply can’t handle a Transformers superfan 🤖✨ Distractions of the week: Pokémon card grading 🎴, updating résumés 💼, and family visits...🔥 Buckle up — we’ve got laughs, rants, and plenty of side-eye as we decide who’s an a-hole… and who’s truly the devil.📰 News Stories:Reuters: First screwworm case confirmed in MarylandTIME: “Zombie” squirrels & rabbitsMerriam-Webster adds “skibidi”Business Insider: Posture as the new longevity hackRare Beauty’s scratch-and-sniff ads (Selena Gomez)Marc Maron on bro-pod comedyFDA shrimp recall (radioactive fears)Sleep apnea + conch shell studyAI bots beefing on fake social networksRobot womb hoax out of ChinaThe “Great Resentment” in workplaces📲 Follow us @NeedNotApplyPod on TikTok & IG📩 Send your stories: NeedNotApplyPod@gmail.com📺 YouTube: Need Not Apply PodcastKeywords: Need Not Apply Podcast, funny work podcast, workplace comedy, reddit stories podcast, Am I the Asshole podcast, Am I the Devil stories, workplace drama, bad coworkers, HR nightmares, office nicknames, job interview gone wrong, toxic workplace, coworker from hell, fat shaming at work, Transformers obsession, radioactive shrimp, zombie squirrels, skibbity dictionary, Rare Beauty, Rare Beauty billboard, Marc Maron comedy, bro comedy, ghost culture, spooky season, AI, AI social media bots, robot, robot womb hoax, great resentment workplace
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    1 時間 13 分
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