Gina and Gary are back with a shorter-than-usual episode of Need Not Apply — our first accidental minisode, because apparently even the podcast needed a lighter workload this week. This episode features a coworker who turns potato-eating into a hostile work environment, an AI that apparently started calling everyone goblins, and a new hire who clearly has way too much time to worry about other people’s lunches.

📚 Stories in This Episode

• A coworker reports another employee to HR for eating potatoes “too suggestively.”

• One person responds to nosy coworkers by inventing increasingly absurd explanations for how they lost their fingers.

📰 News Stories Discussed

• Three teens invent a tamarind powder that removes microplastics from water using a magnet.

• Research suggests needing to pee may improve self-control and decision-making.

• OpenAI fixes ChatGPT after it starts using goblin and gremlin language too often.

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