a rap song I made during my 2022 mental breakdown about growing up in the 90s in the suburbs of LA with a broken family and being raised by the TV, junk food, and advertising directed at children

sorry for the bad mixing, I was in a bad placewhen I made I, hope you hear what I’m saying.

ft Lisa Left Eye Lopes RIP

LYRICS/BARS:

Now this is a story all about how

Growing up in LA fucked my life up like "WOOOOWWW"

From that part of the TMZ where the paps don't go

Where they shot Boogie Nights, yeah same zip code

91791 was where I was raised by screens

Back in early 19 Hundred 999 tease

Bill Clinton had the sax/sacks

Me and my bro had the Mac

And cheese, raised by Taco Bell &Mickey Dee's

Yo don't forget Dominoes

Yeah capitalism had the fam going clickity clack

Reagan said History was over

But those gangstas from the bank are biggiddy back

Pops snorting Oxys off our Windows

Next year I'm asking Santa for a McKiddy Mac

Joint custody tween Viacom properties

Yeah channel flippin' kids going biggidy back

Back to back, back to back

Nickelodeon, MTV, Comedy C, BET

Yo I'm telling you bro, one day that'll be you and me!!!

We'll finally make them pay attention, we'll see who's busy then

And all those motherfuckin' Cool Kids will wanna be our friends

And yo what if we could rap about how Mom and Dad are wiggiddy whack

And meet that Uncle Phil our family never had to have our back

Come to think of it, ain't it funny how Uncle Pill let it go---

*("Uncle Pill?" That's a Freudian slip, hold on sorry about that, let's go back)*

Yo what if we could rap about how Mom and Dad are wiggiddy whack

And meet that Uncle Phil our family never had to have our back

Come to think of it, ain't it funny how Uncle Phil let it go so far?

Had Will getting beaten up for stray basketballs and spray paint o'deur

(you get it, like?)

And how come Aunt Viv never sent her sister money to get out the hood?

Oh you need that Bel-Air zipcode

And that separate house for the fucking POOL??

And what's up with the black butler?

Nah I ain't talking Carlton

What, all the other fams had White Butlers

So you thought "Let's just hire a friend?"

You deadbeat motherfuckers

Yo me &Jazz are bouncing out this prison

Your vibes are sus and I never liked that fucking kitchen

And yo you ain't tossing Jazz this time

On some legal Mumbo Jumbo

(shoutout Ishmael Reed)

I got your Dan Schneider documents

So sit down bitch be humble

You're scaring the hoes, and scaring my bros

So later fxg, gotta go

Didn't they say something about you not hanging around school zones?

So anyways, let's call in and vote for Blink 182 today, right bro?

Cuz "Stay together for the kids" is the greatest fucking music video of all-time

Fuck what the haters say

Now you have fun at school

And if they bully you, I'll kill their parents

Never fucking forget: We are not our fucking parents

Cool I'll see you at home

Dude right in time for TRL

I'll be at the toy store plotting that heist

I'll send you our N64 when I get to jail

ALL THAT them song (Lisa Left Eye Lopes):Oh, oh-oh... This is All That
Check it, check it, check it
Now this is just an introduction
Before I blow your mind
The show is All of That and yes we do it all the time
So sit your booty on the floor or in a chair
Ground or in the air
Just don't go nowhere'

Cause everything we do
(It's all of that)
When entertaining you
(We all of that)
My posse and my crew
(It's all of that)
So sit still 'cause we're coming right back

Oh, oh-oh
This is All That___________________________

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