The Winning Parlay Podcast is back and the boys are riding high after an unbelievable 5-0 week! Seriously, it was so good, even Scotty B's six-year-old daughter went 4-1 betting purely on helmet colors and logo names—we're talking pure, unadulterated genius (or maybe beginner's luck).

This week, we're dissecting the victories, addressing some truly perplexing Monday Night Football scheduling, and diving into the glorious, heartbreaking, and often dumbfounding decisions of the NFL. Ernie was so locked in he was throwing darts—and hitting bullseyes—with his picks, while Scotty B is ready to file a formal complaint with the Las Vegas Raiders after a performance so poor the opposing team was kneeling at halftime to avoid getting hurt.

• 🏆 High Stakes, Higher Morale: We're back in the money race and talking about what it takes to stay on top.

• 🧠 Lock or Landmine: We clash! Ernie's best bet, the Broncos, is Scotty B's easy fade. We have a friendly wager—and some great counter-handicapping—on the line.

• 🏈 The Blame Game: We're debating if the season will ever "settle down" or if the NFL will continue to be a chaotic, unpredictable fever dream.

• 🥩 From Steaks to Spreads: Find out why we love the Cowboys at 3.5 points, why we're terrified of the Dolphins/Falcons dumpster fire, and why the Bears/Ravens line is a landmine we're trying to save ourselves from.