The Winning Parlay crew is back for their Thursday edition, and it's clear the previous week was a bloodbath—going 0-8 on their picks! But hey, there's nowhere to go but up, right?

Join the World Famous Lopez Brothers and Scotty V as they hilariously vent about the NFL's unpredictable nature, from the Broncos' inability to score a single point (despite a dominant defense) to the headache of two Monday Night Football games (though one of them is timed perfectly for dads).

In this episode, you'll hear:

• The emotional toll of NFL betting: One host unleashes his deep-seated bitterness by comparing the league to a treacherous high school girlfriend.

• The "New Coach Bump" and the chaos of a "Halley's Comet Betting Year": The analytics guy explains why this is a kooky year where "nothing makes sense."

• Fern's "Peter Special": A deep dive into the elusive, non-menu item from Little Vietnam Cafe that involves lemongrass, garlic, shrimp, and a mystery ingredient they want you to figure out!

• The segment we've all been waiting for: After a disastrous week, they let Scotty V's six-year-old daughter give her five NFL picks based purely on team colors and logos. Will she outperform the "experts"?

The guys lock in their new picks, including the Colts, the Seahawks, the Eagles, and the Bucs—but even the machine at Parlay.com is giving them a hard time.

Tune in to find out if they can pull off a winning parlaiy.