The Winning Parlay Podcast—where our football analysis is as reliable as a wide receiver screen (Spoiler alert: they never work)!

Join Scotty B (currently a little depressed and maybe needing a carry) and Big Ern (still shell-shocked by the NFL season) as they navigate the chaotic world of sports betting. We're fresh off an O-and-8 run (that's zero wins, eight losses for the mathematically challenged)—a feat we've somehow managed to achieve with both human and computer predictions! This just proves one thing: No one knows what they're talking about, including us.

Listen in as we:

• Complain about the NFL RedZone only having three games on at 1 PM.

• Rant about there being two Monday Night Football games.

• Offer up our "locks" (which are more like "landmines"), including our surprising take on the Falcons being favored against the 49ers.

• Introduce the revolutionary new expert: Scotty B's six-year-old daughter—to see if she can beat our combined record.

Catch the latest episode for the wildest takes, the most questionable picks, and the debut of the new segment, "Wurmhole of Flavor" (which might save our listenership, honestly).

P.S.: Check out Parlay.com to register and get a dollar's worth of analytical runs—because apparently, even AI has a hard time with this season.