Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! In New York City and nominated for an award, Jessica discovers that writers insist on owning very expensive and very unique umbrellas. They also can not tell their umbrellas apart after a cocktail or two. One of those unique, but somehow not memorable, umbrellas is used to murder a fellow author, and Jessica must work to clear a poet friend from being accused of the crime.

We ask the important questions. Is it best to roller-skate in the rain? Who told her to get a baseball helmet perm? How did she find him on the meat streets of Brooklyn? Will Jessica ever know how Dune was made? Is he wearing an Alexis Post original taffeta scarf? How does lighter work? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher inherits a professional football team from her Uncle Cyrus. When her co-owner is immediately killed and the father of an adorable child gets blamed, Jessica embarks on a streak of breaking and entering until she gathers enough clues to solve the case (though she never quite solves the riddle).

We ask the important questions. What is the number one sports podcast on the Internet? Is “jackdaw” a word? Why does that sauna include a “danger” setting? Is she really allowed in there? Why is she dressed as a clown (again)? How many suit breasts are best? Today on Murder, She Recapped!

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher hires a private detective to do research, presumably for her first non-fiction book? When the detective is suddenly murdered, she determinedly inserts herself into the hunt for his killer. Joining forces with the deceased detective's partner, Harry McGraw, together they harass a man buying an anniversary gift, a recently orphaned secretary, and the editor in chief of Femininity.

We ask the important questions. Who is this black and white teen? Were they just on their way to a Village People concert? What is Vaporwave? Why is she wearing a clown's pillowcase? Is everything she owns made of glass? Is the Red Snapper a strip club? Today on Murder, She Recapped!