A glorious three hour salute to all video games, but mostly "The Legend of Zelda".

Only it's not three hours, its just a little under 90 minutes after the truncate silence trimmer does its job.

And it's not just The Legend of Zelda, we talk about some other video games, but, c'mon, are any of the other video games out there really that important? It's the freaking Legend of Zelda...

Josh and Ryan put away their adultish things this week and decide to walk and talk like children again. Not in the literal sense of having objectively bad grammar, a tenuous grasp on syntax and diction, and not knowing the correct meaning of words (Yeah, I'm making fun of how kids talk, at me in the comments, bro), but like in the nostalgic sense of talking about things that seem fun and feel good cause it turns out the world might be a spinning hellscape and our anxiety got the better of us.

That was a run on sentence. No one notices. No one gets this far. I could say whatever I want and you'd have no idea. You smell bad. Go take a shower. Did you read that? Then you have no clue I just took a shot at your personal hygiene.

//Shiny and chrome.

Anyway, it's a nostalgia episode. No current events, no nuttiness with politicis or DoorDash or dirt cups or nunna that stuff. I don't know, just settle in, have a listen, put on some vaporwave and pretend like its 1991 again, you've got a cold Pepsi in your hand, the feel of the carpet under your knees and the warm glow of an old television in your eyes as you delve into mystical video game worlds and wonder about what incredible things the future will hold...

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Debate me, bro. Show me what you got.

This week on MORNING RADIO, TBD...

SCANDAL!

The whole studio erupts with incoherent, nonsensical arugments about DoorDash, the music of the band Queen, and the genius of Vincent D'Onofrio's performance as the Edgar Suit in Men In Black. Seriously, EVERYONE gets into it on this one: our sound editor, the copy guy, our chief researcher: the benches literally clear so that we can all get in absolutely heated debates about the merits of these things.

Because these things matter.

These are the questions people want to ask but are too afraid to ask because they're being censored by the radical left lunatics who run the internets.

You know we don't pull punches here on MORNING RADIO TBD. If you want to hear the real story, the real truth that they don't want you to know about whether or not Guns'n'Roses is an overrated, overhyped, flash-in-the-pan, then you need to keep your earholes tuned right here. No need to wear earplugs: brain worms are just a myth perpetuated by the deep state media.

All this and MORE! On this week's SEISMIC episode of Morning Radio, TBD!

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You read that in the Palpatine voice, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? C'mon, we know our audience. If you jive with Josh and Ryan, if you find anything even remotely listenable... listenific?... listenafiability about this podcast, you read the episode name in the voice of Darth Sidious, aka Emperor Palpatine, when he gave the order to have the Jedi destroyed and their temple overrun in what is arguably one of the darkest and most poignant moments in the entire Star Wars franchise.

Anway, that said.

Everything is terrible, things are more expensive and the stock market is fake.

Wanna hear Josh's quandary about the Switch 2 and how tarrifs are going to impact his ability to acquire one? You've come to the right place?

Excited to hear Ryan's creeping nihilism wash over him in a depressive tidal wave of defeat and collapse? This is the podcast for you.

If you're still reading, maybe you're expecting a twist where we go back to Star Wars references and suddenly things brighten up?

Hm.

These aren't the droids you're looking for. You can go about your business.

Member... member when Obi-Wan said that?

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Put your seatback into its upright and locked position, raise your traytables, make your last move for the armrest, we're landing this thing, it's time for

Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Airplanes! All kinds of airplanes talk. We'll talk about bags on airplanes. Pilots on airplanes. DEI on airplanes. Greedflation on airplanes. And all the implications of late stage capitalism on the price of an airplanes ticket on airplanes. The overuse of the plural IS intentional, don't at us, we don't care!

PLUS!

Does rereading a book make you an anxious person?! We investigate! But not too much, because that's triggering and we need to be in our safe space.

AND!

Well there isn't much else in the 'and' category because we end up spending more than an hour just talking about airplanes.

Have fun with airplanes, folks!

It's an airplanes episode!

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Trigger warning for all our mild-mannered listeners of gentle and amenable persuasion out there: it's an angry episode. Like really angry. Like, The Lead Pipe makes a roaring comeback, and The Wall is not an appropriate barrier to stop his rage. So like... maybe make sure there are no children in the room for this one. Or elderly folks. Or those with high blood pressure, heart problems, sound and logical mindsets, or a cheery outgoing disposition.

IT'S SIGNALGATE 2025! ITS WHISKEYLEAKS! The stupidity is astonishing, but is the creeping fascism worse?!?! We'll discuss how much authoritarianism YOU should be worried about, and whether or not that salad in the back of your fridge is secretly plotting to steal your retirement fund (spoiler, it isn't; that salad has a solid investment portfolio with well-diversified assets. And yes, spoiler in reference to a salad IS a pun; we thought you deserved a joke considering the incoming rage bomb that is about to splatter all over your morning commute).

PLUS!

Josh has movie news! Movie news a-plenty! Did you know they're still making Marvel movies?! Ryan didn't! Josh has the scoop!

AND!

We've got an exclusive interview with Little Miss Muffet to discuss how the incoming tariffs on dairy products will impact her Whey business! You won't want to miss this!

(The above statement cannot be verified for veracity or virtue, and should not be taken as a statement of fact).

All this and MORE on this week's fiery episode of Morning Radio, TBD!

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ASMR Trigger Warning: Ryan's flu symptoms may soothe you to sleep or drive you into a rage, we'll let you decide! It's a St. Patrick's Day special episode of Morning Radio, TBD!

This week, on the program!

Absolutely nothing to do with St. Patrick's Day! Instead, we've got a full helping of conversational swings that are so wild, you'll wonder where you left your socks and why your shirt is on backwards! That's right! We've got discussions of Victorian maladies of the humours, the edifices of the music of "Chah-Pin", and just what the heck happens to pianos on their journey from manufacturing on the East Coast to the saloons of the wild west!

Plus!

Our main story: Ryan and Josh discuss the humanity(?) of Artificial Intelligence and what it means for the way people process(?) relationships. Oh yeah, that's right, its a full on tangle up allegory of epic proportions. You won't wanna miss this one!

Elbows up, Canada! We salute you!

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Best trim that thar line and mind that thar bow, here thar be monsters!

Never mind that's nonsense, it's all pirates all the time this week!

This week on Morning Radio, TBD, we're bringing you an episode from the fifth season of CineMEH, where Josh and Ryan force aggressively mediocre films to walk the plank, endure the rack, handle the irons, and all the other pirate-y euphisms you can think of for a complete tear down of these movies patently absurd productions.

And to kick things off, we've got the tragic 1995 mess that shuttered a studio and killed pirate movies for a decade, Cutthroat Island.

We'll get into the painful dialogue, the obvious Princess Bride references, the troubled production, and ask the hard questions like: are there only three pirate movie plots available and have they all been done to death already?

Robert Louis Stevenson is rolling in his grave on this one, folks.

So kick back, relax, grab some popcorn, and join us on this cinematic voyage through the dangerous waters of extremely mid movies as Morning Radio, TBD brings you a CineMEH production: Cutthroat Island!

Cutthroat Island was released in 1995 and stars Geena Davis, Matthew Modine, Frank Langella, and if you're really paying attention, Christopher Masterson, but we're pretty sure he stumbled onto the wrong set trying to audition for "Malcolm in the Middle."

If our spirit animal is an orca, and our spirit coffee is an espresso in an extra fancy tiny little cup, then our spirit breakfast food is most certainly the omelet, because, YOU GUESSED IT FAM, it's another EGG EPISODE.

Well, it's an egg cold open, anyway. And an egg close. This episode is an egg sandwich, but not the kind of egg sandwich you'd get at a roadside soda jerk somewhere halfway between Arizona and New Mexico (don't think too hard about it), but the kind of egg sandwich where the bread is replaced by eggs, and all the sandwich fixings go in between the eggs...

Is anyone still with us? On with the show.

ITS MORNING RADIO, TBD! This week, on the program!

Well, all that stuff up there. Plus, Josh and Ryan talk about The Flu! Movies vs Books! The folklore of witches! LEGOS!

Let's be serious, you stopped reading after the eggs rant, and that's unfortunate because this episode is kind of a banger and we cover just... SO much territory.

Anyway, here's the episode, give it a listen.

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