Did we get your attention with that one? Well guess what. It's not clickbait. Ryan hates The Library.

By 'The Library' we're referring to Mission 6 of Halo: Combat Evolved.

Because a significant portion of this podcast is taken up talking about Halo: Campaign Evolved.

Okay, maybe not a significant portion, but enough that like... yeah, the boys are talking Halo today.

What else are they talking about?! I'm glad you asked! Cream pies! That's right! Say it out loud. Cream. Pies! They also talk about Unicorns. Yep, unicorns. It's a a wild one, folks. You kinda wanna pour yourself a nice scotch, settle into your finest reading chair, and enjoy it. Here we go.

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This episode is chopped, we're so cooked. Based.

If nothing you've read so far made any kind of sense, congratulations! You're in the prime listening cohort for Morning Radio, TBD!

Here's the thing. We can promise the following. Absolutely nothing beyond the first five minutes of this episode will have you reaching for your handy Gen Alpha pocket translator. Why the heck hasn't Google Translate come up with a solution for this yet? So if you can get past the opening... it's a pretty okay episode.

Fanfic?! Is it real art? Or is it just human copycat nonsense?

Would you rather try to survive the jungle or a huanted house?! We discuss!

Fizzy Yoohoo? Is it for you, hoo? Talk about it we do-hoo.

It's the great butter battle of 2025! Think that came out of nowhere? Wait until you hear about Egg Creams!

Alright, that's enough random mishmash nonsense for today. The description isn't as unhinged is normal but like... I don't know, guys, not all of these can be bangers.

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Which curse would you dare?

A baphomet cookie?

Or the Taco Bell Baja Blast Cream Pie?

Both of these things are real. Only one of them is a sugary delight that will make you question the legitmacy of existence itself. The other is a mess of toxic waste poured into a psuedo-churro crust with more color additives than RFK can shake a CDC at. We won't tell you witch is witch, but we're pretty sure you can figure it out.

This week, on the program!

Ms. Nicole Kidman: the announcer guy would like to speak with you on a private matter of utmost secrecy involving what your plans are for Friday night and whether or not it's too soon to be asking these questions.

AND! Ryan gets an unexpectedly cool gift from a forest witch. Josh counters with the latest culinary abomination from America's chief Mexican food doppleganger.

ALSO! Josh thinks maybe the Manitou folklore in Ghost Story was better left on the cutting room floor. Will he convince Ryan, or is THIS ghost story destined to haunt our wayward writer to his grave?!

The season's getting spookier so the episodes are getting sweeter- from a sugar content perspective that is! Only 99grams per serving, 3 servings to an episode, all this and MORE!

On Morning Radio, TBD!

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Is 'The Count of Monte Cristo' the original Batman story?! Tune and find out! It's this week's top story on

Morning Radio, TBD!

You know what you need this morning? This wondrous and potential filled Monday morning where all things could happen? You need a discussion about how big Superman's pecs are and whether or not popcorn balls were actually a creation of the devil himself.

These are actual discussion points today.

Batman. Classical literature. Supe's hawt bod. Crappy Candy.

We are absolutely on one today, ladies and gentelmen.

Rest in peace, Robert Redford. You deserved better than our memorium. Probably Hollywood will do you right. But like, don't be looking this direction cause, we're just a couple of doctor Seuss mother truckers cappin' off freestyle about comic book nonsense.

Again.

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That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Josh and Ryan are weighing in heavyweight style on the definining question of our generation, the most material qualm of the current century, the most consequential, salient, and prescient issue to face mankind since the Reichstag Fire...

What do you think of the Cracker Barrel logo change and reversal?

There is nothing more important to the fate and future of mankind as a species and as an intergalactic traveler, hurtling through the dark of space towards a destiny unknown, than understanding exactly how woke the Cracker Barrel logo change is.

If you don't have an opinion on this that closely matches our own, you're not only clearly wrong but you are destined for the scrap heap of history, to be cast aside when the nuclear winds sweep across the desert plains of what remains of this insignifcant planet after the great Cracker Barrel wars consume all humanity and leave behind only the strong, only the fit, only the superior to rise up and reclaim the mortal universe as their own.

So there's that.

Anway, here's the show.

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Do you get it? Instead of 'driving' me crazy? Do you get it? It's a pun. Because we spend the first part of the episode talking about why people go nuts on airplanes and the uncomfortable experiences we've had going through TSA security lines.

It's the end of summer vacation, it's time for one last trip, so let's get weird.

It's Morning Radio, TBD!

This week on the program!

More superhero nonsense. The Fitz is on one again about superhero fatigue and this time he brought reciepts in the form of box office returns for Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts.

Josh is excited about the returns of Deathstalker and Red Sonja! But is this really the best Hollywood can do anymore? Mediocre rehashes of two sub mediocre sword and sorcery movies a total of 9,185 people worldwide have ever seen, and 40 of them have seen them twice??!

And! AI psychosis. Because people are in relationships with ChatGPT and what is reality anymore?

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The challenges of the Tomatometer on Rotten Tomatoes and what it says about movie review culture.

Why all cheap tomato sauces taste the same and what it says about bad pizza culture.

Why bees beeing used to fertilize tomato crop in France lead to a mass outbreak of stings, and what it says about bee culture.

Tomatoes and culture. Inextricably linked.

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