A glorious three hour salute to all video games, but mostly "The Legend of Zelda".

Only it's not three hours, its just a little under 90 minutes after the truncate silence trimmer does its job.

And it's not just The Legend of Zelda, we talk about some other video games, but, c'mon, are any of the other video games out there really that important? It's the freaking Legend of Zelda...

Josh and Ryan put away their adultish things this week and decide to walk and talk like children again. Not in the literal sense of having objectively bad grammar, a tenuous grasp on syntax and diction, and not knowing the correct meaning of words (Yeah, I'm making fun of how kids talk, at me in the comments, bro), but like in the nostalgic sense of talking about things that seem fun and feel good cause it turns out the world might be a spinning hellscape and our anxiety got the better of us.

That was a run on sentence. No one notices. No one gets this far. I could say whatever I want and you'd have no idea. You smell bad. Go take a shower. Did you read that? Then you have no clue I just took a shot at your personal hygiene.

//Shiny and chrome.

Anyway, it's a nostalgia episode. No current events, no nuttiness with politicis or DoorDash or dirt cups or nunna that stuff. I don't know, just settle in, have a listen, put on some vaporwave and pretend like its 1991 again, you've got a cold Pepsi in your hand, the feel of the carpet under your knees and the warm glow of an old television in your eyes as you delve into mystical video game worlds and wonder about what incredible things the future will hold...

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Debate me, bro. Show me what you got.

This week on MORNING RADIO, TBD...

SCANDAL!

The whole studio erupts with incoherent, nonsensical arugments about DoorDash, the music of the band Queen, and the genius of Vincent D'Onofrio's performance as the Edgar Suit in Men In Black. Seriously, EVERYONE gets into it on this one: our sound editor, the copy guy, our chief researcher: the benches literally clear so that we can all get in absolutely heated debates about the merits of these things.

Because these things matter.

These are the questions people want to ask but are too afraid to ask because they're being censored by the radical left lunatics who run the internets.

You know we don't pull punches here on MORNING RADIO TBD. If you want to hear the real story, the real truth that they don't want you to know about whether or not Guns'n'Roses is an overrated, overhyped, flash-in-the-pan, then you need to keep your earholes tuned right here. No need to wear earplugs: brain worms are just a myth perpetuated by the deep state media.

All this and MORE! On this week's SEISMIC episode of Morning Radio, TBD!

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You read that in the Palpatine voice, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? C'mon, we know our audience. If you jive with Josh and Ryan, if you find anything even remotely listenable... listenific?... listenafiability about this podcast, you read the episode name in the voice of Darth Sidious, aka Emperor Palpatine, when he gave the order to have the Jedi destroyed and their temple overrun in what is arguably one of the darkest and most poignant moments in the entire Star Wars franchise.

Anway, that said.

Everything is terrible, things are more expensive and the stock market is fake.

Wanna hear Josh's quandary about the Switch 2 and how tarrifs are going to impact his ability to acquire one? You've come to the right place?

Excited to hear Ryan's creeping nihilism wash over him in a depressive tidal wave of defeat and collapse? This is the podcast for you.

If you're still reading, maybe you're expecting a twist where we go back to Star Wars references and suddenly things brighten up?

Hm.

These aren't the droids you're looking for. You can go about your business.

Member... member when Obi-Wan said that?

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC production

Intro Music provided by Apple GarageBand Loops

Like what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.

Podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/thecinemehpodcast