Did we get your attention with that one? Well guess what. It's not clickbait. Ryan hates The Library.

By 'The Library' we're referring to Mission 6 of Halo: Combat Evolved.

Because a significant portion of this podcast is taken up talking about Halo: Campaign Evolved.

Okay, maybe not a significant portion, but enough that like... yeah, the boys are talking Halo today.

What else are they talking about?! I'm glad you asked! Cream pies! That's right! Say it out loud. Cream. Pies! They also talk about Unicorns. Yep, unicorns. It's a a wild one, folks. You kinda wanna pour yourself a nice scotch, settle into your finest reading chair, and enjoy it. Here we go.

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This episode is chopped, we're so cooked. Based.

If nothing you've read so far made any kind of sense, congratulations! You're in the prime listening cohort for Morning Radio, TBD!

Here's the thing. We can promise the following. Absolutely nothing beyond the first five minutes of this episode will have you reaching for your handy Gen Alpha pocket translator. Why the heck hasn't Google Translate come up with a solution for this yet? So if you can get past the opening... it's a pretty okay episode.

Fanfic?! Is it real art? Or is it just human copycat nonsense?

Would you rather try to survive the jungle or a huanted house?! We discuss!

Fizzy Yoohoo? Is it for you, hoo? Talk about it we do-hoo.

It's the great butter battle of 2025! Think that came out of nowhere? Wait until you hear about Egg Creams!

Alright, that's enough random mishmash nonsense for today. The description isn't as unhinged is normal but like... I don't know, guys, not all of these can be bangers.

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Which curse would you dare?

A baphomet cookie?

Or the Taco Bell Baja Blast Cream Pie?

Both of these things are real. Only one of them is a sugary delight that will make you question the legitmacy of existence itself. The other is a mess of toxic waste poured into a psuedo-churro crust with more color additives than RFK can shake a CDC at. We won't tell you witch is witch, but we're pretty sure you can figure it out.

This week, on the program!

Ms. Nicole Kidman: the announcer guy would like to speak with you on a private matter of utmost secrecy involving what your plans are for Friday night and whether or not it's too soon to be asking these questions.

AND! Ryan gets an unexpectedly cool gift from a forest witch. Josh counters with the latest culinary abomination from America's chief Mexican food doppleganger.

ALSO! Josh thinks maybe the Manitou folklore in Ghost Story was better left on the cutting room floor. Will he convince Ryan, or is THIS ghost story destined to haunt our wayward writer to his grave?!

The season's getting spookier so the episodes are getting sweeter- from a sugar content perspective that is! Only 99grams per serving, 3 servings to an episode, all this and MORE!

On Morning Radio, TBD!

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC production

Intro Music provided by Apple GarageBand Loops

Like what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.

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