Ask yourself a simple Christmas question.

What is 'The Nutcracker' about?

Recite the plot. Of 'The Nutcracker'. Right now. Do it.

Do it.

You can't, can you? Because deep down, you have absolutely no idea what the famous Russian ballet that takes place in Nuremberg, Germany is actually even about! You know there's a Nutcracker! And maybe some sugar plum fairies! MAYBE you know there's a rat king! But do you ACTUALLY KNOW THE STORY?

NO! NO ONE DOES!

So, anyway, we talk about that this week.

Lots of other things too. Some happy things, some sad things.

RIP Rob Reiner, one of the greatest film makers of all time.

Also, our most frequent celebrity guest does not make an appearance this episode, so you get one without any mentions of the witch with an enviable toolkit.

Witch in this context means actual witch, it's a whole pun, see if you can work it out.

Bonus points if you understood that.

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Are you ready for "A Christmas Comes Home for Christmas", "Holiday in Holidaysville: A Small Town Christmas Love Story", and "Jack Lumber's Christmas Tree Lot Saves the County Oranphanage For Christmas"?!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen! It's time for all your favorite Hallmark slop Christmas movies, and boy howdy we got 'em here today!

This week, on the program!

AI relationships! The right move for you?? We discuss!

AND!

The pentagon press gaggle- influencers doing interviews now?! Let's rap!

AS WELL!

Norovirus! Is it hiding in your lettuce? Maybe! Maybe not! We're just asking questions!

You're gettin' a real humbug of a humdinger of an episode of an... oops, almost took the schtick too far.

Listen in, kids!

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Josh and the Fitz go hard on the ASMR this morning!....... FOR THE FIRST TWO MINUTES.

After that, its basically just a normal episode, so if your earholes aren't prepared for close mic talking, don't worry, they drop it pretty quick.

TODAY! ON THE PROGRAM!

Marco's Pizza: what the hell is this business model?! Why are you only having DoorDash and not your own Delivery drivers?! YOU. ARE. ON. BLAST.

Also, if you're a 35+ that has any memory of early internet and the great flash animations of the past- there is an easter egg around the midway point of this episode where Gulstaff, Sorceror of Light makes a guest appearance. You won't want to miss it.

Also, ALSO. GODZILLA SAVES CHRISTMAS! YOU DON'T WANNA MISS THIS!

yes the half rhyme was intentional, no you can't unread it.

ITS MORNING RADIO, TBD!

Morning Radio, TBD is a Slyjack Media, LLC production

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Like what you hear? Check out our other podcast, The CineMeh Podcast available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon and Google podcasts.

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