This week, the guys are back—well, most of them. PG is off in the Great North enjoying Canadian cabin life, which leaves Alex and Ted to talk vacations, puzzles, and what it really takes to unplug (spoiler: not much for Alex). From dad-feels about senior trips to the smell of Axe body spray in youth ministry vans, the conversation gets real fast.

Then the episode takes a turn into football fever with the launch of Harbor Light’s Fantasy League, before diving into the Red Sea moment in Exodus—why God sometimes leads us into impossible situations and how His sovereignty shows up in ways we don’t expect.

Add in some honest (and hilarious) real estate talk, stories about old Christian rock bands, and a big vision for the church’s future, and you’ve got another episode of laughs, encouragement, and truth.

Because sometimes a sermon just isn’t enough.

Pastor Gary coins a new word—'Monkery'—and somehow ties it to the Red Sea, Brother Lawrence, and peeling potatoes. Miracles, manifest presence, and a side of kitchen duty… welcome to the only podcast where clouds, fire, and monk jokes all make sense.

Smoke-filled skies, fantasy football dreams, and a deep dive into obedience at the Red Sea—this episode has it all. From “shouting your hair down” to “Jesus is Him” team logos, join the crew as they laugh, learn, and stretch into some serious truth (and maybe a few oversized podcast shirts).

In this episode, Ted and Pastor Alex tackle life’s biggest mysteries—like why shorts should be banned from church stages, how to defeat a squirrel uprising with Dollar General dog food, and whether getting a tattoo in a goat barn counts as missions work.

Somewhere between pickled toothpaste, bacon Band-Aids, and a failed jazz-fusion dance ministry called Psalms in Motion, they accidentally stumble upon some deeply powerful truths about God's timing, the power of stillness, and how not hearing from God doesn’t mean He’s ghosted you.

This week, we’re missing our crunchy Christian co-host, so it’s red dye #40, seed oils, and peanut oil for everyone! Pastor Gary, Pastor Ted, and Pastor Alex talk prayer that moves mountains—or at least gets you past the lady tees in golf. From Chick-fil-A hype and AI-run diners to the most anointed bacon Band-Aids you've ever seen, this episode is 80% theological gold, 20% hot dog speed-eating strategy, and 100% worth your time. Also: Pastor Gary almost crosses the Red Sea (again), Pastor Alex drops a Word on persistent prayer, and Pastor Gary might buy a 100-inch TV if the Lions make the Super Bowl.

Warning: Contains spiritual encouragement, holy sarcasm, sports smack talk, and deep dives into the viscosity of ranch.

Buckle up, folks—this week’s episode is a wild ride! We kick things off celebrating Eloise getting her license (Lord, help us all), dive into traumatic tales of bad driving instructors, and explore the dark art of parallel parking. But just when you think it’s safe to merge… enter flaming water cannons and a few "creative decisions" from Pastor Gary’s youth pastor days. Let’s just say fire and water don’t always cancel each other out.

From Red Sea rescues to roadside regrets—this one’s got it all.

Ready to wipe away confusion and roll into revelation? 🎙️ This episode of “Holy Rolls & Diaper Scrolls” dives from the plush world of double-ply versus single-ply to the deep end of Hebrews 8—unpacking why Jesus’ “done” beats religion’s endless “do-do-do.” Expect baby-diaper myth-busting, rapid-fire random questions that leave the hosts scrambling, and a no-condemnation crash course on the New Covenant that’s cleaner than a fresh nursery wipe. Grab your favorite roll, buckle that onesie, and tune in for laughs, theology, and practical potty talk that’ll leave you shouting, “It is finished!”