Welcome to Part 1 of our ranking of all 15 of Madonna's studio albums! The Material Girl's woeful underrepresentation on our podcast continues, as we start with the eponymous Madonna and continue through Bedtime Stories. Along the way, we explain the ranking and heatmapping processes we used, and discuss MTV imprinting, the "dust bunnies" of otherwise-solid albums, how The Immaculate Collection shifted our perceptions of Madonna's '80s output, and that time the Good Lord Himself gave Mark permission to buy a record at WalMart. Limber up those skip-button fingers and join us!

Intro and outro by David Gregory Byrne. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

• Madonna A to Z
• MB's review of The Man Nobody Killed at Best Evidence
• Episode 36: Madonna's Immaculate Collection, Ranked
• Lost Madonna Hits

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Dan Rogge is back (-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack) to help us discuss and rank William's 1979 breakthrough release, "The Stranger" -- complete with derogatory Lost In Translation references, mediocre parental reviews of jukebox musicals, coherent statements on alienation, Mrs. Dash sponcon, the sound of the Fortunoff elevator, and why Mark needed a looseleaf notebook at the gym. Grab some stale boardwalk popcorn, Virginia, because it's on!

Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

• Billy Joel's "Glass Houses," Ranked (with Dan Rogge!)
• Record Of The Year Showdown, Episode 2: 1975-1990
• America's Damp 40, Episode 05: 25 For Fighting
• Extra Hot Great 571: Bringing Honesty To Billy Joel: And So It Goes
• "Every Billy Joel Song, Ranked" at Vulture
• The Middle Aged Dad Band covers "Vienna"
• Weird Al vs. Everybody Episode 1: "Amish Paradise"
• Episode 109: Def Leppard, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
• "Only The Good Die Young (Alternate Version)"
• Nathan Rabin explains the failure/fiasco spectrum

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Don't ask us why* we decided to hurl a rock at William Joel's 1980 release, "Glass Houses" -- but we're ranking that album with the help of Ambassador To Long Island Pop Culture Dan Rogge. Along the way, we met a shark named Leyna, contemplated essential Billy-ness and Blondie cosplay, added to the list of songs Mark can't retain, and went behind the scenes of an ill-advised French mash note. Grab a "Monsieur Massapequa" tee and get your karaoke picks in; it's time for another MASTAS ranker!

*it was not the terrible news about the tour cancellation; we'd recorded well before that -- and we hope he's better soon!

Intro and outro by Laura Barger and Jack Baldelli. Visit us on Patreon for more!

SHOW NOTES

• Episode 111: Bruce Willis And Don Johnson (with special guests Dan and Tracie!)
• MASTAS Presents: Money Can't Buy You Podcast 01, "Money Can't Buy You Class"
• America's Damp 40, Episode 00: An Introduction
• Episode 51: Billy Joel, "Sleeping With The Television On"
• Billy Joel live in Uniondale

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