Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.

Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.

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0:00 intro

5:55 2pac murder trial + self snitching

17:57 “one of the reason I would never kill someone”

21:02 most “gangsters” regret their choices eventually

23:48 “if something happened to me would you avenge me?”

27:14 if society broke down

31:46 nobody get bail for murder except…

37:37 “half my life is over if I’m lucky”

39:18 Pete’s conspiracy theory of the week

46:42 Dilemma: I looked at my some camera roll and saw…

48:59 Awkward moments being a dad to a girl

56:08 back to dilemma

58:40 homeschooling

Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.

Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.

And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.

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0:00 intro + “Don’t hate us because you don’t agree”

15:15 anti violence protester arrested for having in gun he found

17:23 watching people secretly from your window

20:58 locking eye

22:58 “ive been knocked out with a hammer”

26:31 how dirty would a woman have to be to put you off?

44:47 how Asians look a like + and reuniting with lost family after war

54:33 Japan lets you “disappear”

1:00:25 “ A woman snuck me into a domestic violence refuge”

1:05:53 “people I’ve know as a kid shot dead”

1:09:25 Pete get philosophical about parenting

1:25:28 woman found adopted sister but mum getting in the way

A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.

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0:00 is Pete still in the closet?7:45 beings a craftsmen 13:02 homeless man given £100,000 broke again in 6 months 22:54 Luke & Pete invent their own communication 33:33 “I don’t spend my money”35:48 Pete thinks he could survive in the wild because of a tv show he watched 51:49 “could you kill a rabbit?”56:18 knocking one out on a family car journey as kid dad caught me

Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.

Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”

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0:00 intro

4:19 The scuffle with the woman

13:18 black people knocking my door

19:58 back to the scuffle (voice note)

26:08 black woman wearing boxing boots

27:52 some jobs aren’t for women

33:22 teacher got punched

34:50 Social stigma from school

38:07 back to the scuffle

39:53 “women in uniform turn me on”

41:53 deaf and blind doctor

46:23 everybody is happy till it effects them (refugee)

56:19 Kinahan Cartel + “if I die I didn’t commit suicide, but I did!”

1:08:02 being so angry you kill in broad daylight

1:10:11 did Pete cause his brother baldness?

This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.

We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.

And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.

Find him on social media: @familybarrister

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0:00 friend got rich off of banksy art + drive to make it

7:35 introduce the guest

9:05 bad relationship with dad

11:26 are you legally allowed to hit your children?

19:59 should kids be the priority in a relationship?

21:57 being self motivated

26:06 books bout swearing

32:33 narcissist: what are the traits? + seeing it in others

48:31 “I want my partner to look after me” + Pete gets exposed

1:04:04 when it’s obvious you are incompatible

1:07:12 how can judge tell who’s lying?

1:15:05 how do you risky stuff with a partner if they can use that against you later?

On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something.

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0:00 Luke give Pete a quiz

22:18 what you be upset if your wife done this?

32:51 you’re always falling in love with the person you sleep with

36:28 how long after you masturbate can you answer your phone?

41:48 would you kill for 10 million

49:06 honesty or loyalty?

50:21 what’s legal that shouldn’t be?

56:29 I’m seeing a man that has a girlfriend

This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past.

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0:00 intro

4:32 gameshow about not getting married ( the ultimatum)

7:24 Indian and African Hollywood names

9:57 back to the ultimatum

37:17 is beauty overrated?

42:13 think back over the past of people I’ve met briefly

45:35 why are people so mean in comments

58:37 using childhood nicknames as men

This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.

There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the way.

As always, expect strong opinions, bad advice, and a few jokes that probably shouldn’t have made it into the final edit.

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0:00 critical feedback + Patreon

6:25 dilemma: my partner is obsessed with fame

14:59 “we have to be ourselves” + hairy bum holes

27:33 back to dilemma

37:11 channel U

44:27 I’m scared of fame

52:34 dilemma “he goes soft in the bedroom and won’t admit it

Dilemma: My dad is dating someone my age and I’ve lost respect for him